Sammy 🍄🌚🍃

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Matthew McConaughey honors the victims of the horrific mass shooting in Uvalde.

[Pole Vault Power @polevaultpower]

This is my daughter. She just turned 9.

Here is why I would never allow her to play middle or high school sports if we lived in Ohio…

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@josephflorez I would’ve waved but I was wrapping candles for old ladies without an email. I definitely didn’t mean to ignore you, but it’s a habit.

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@quirinoabby My stomach is immune to everything after eating sns for 7 months straight.

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

I’ve been on and off crying all day getting ready for graduation and it’s not a fun time. 10/10 don’t recommend.

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@ErinBle32395196

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@DanePsyhos it really do

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

I’ve evolved from peanut butter cookies to ice cream sandwiches in the shower

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, I repealed the discriminatory ban on transgender people serving in the military. It’s simple: America is safer when everyone qualified to serve can do so openly and with pride.

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

Dear Steak and Shake costumers... please stop peeing all over the toilet, floors, and walls. -Sincerely, second shift employee.

[davey @DirkKaczynski]

if you have ever eaten at steak n shake, you don’t need to worry about what is in the vaccine

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

Please 🤞🏻 make 🤞🏻 2021🤞🏻 a🤞🏻 better🤞🏻 year🤞🏻 😭

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@alexkepesss I got four dragons to represent each of my close family members!!

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

I got a tattoo a few hours ago and already want another one

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

Okay, but here me out... V. O. T. E!!

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

@ErinBle32395196 Hey. I was there too.

[Sammy 🍄🌚🍃 @opeitsjustsam]

I think the worse migraines are the ones that appear after crying for 2 hours.