This guy in my office who recently did a DNA test spent just ₦3,500.
He took the lady and the baby to his village shrine under the guise of visiting his parents.
They told her it would be immediate madness if she lied.
Something they had been dragging for months.
She then said she wasn't sure who the father was because she slept with her ex the same week she slept with her husband, and she got pregnant during that period.
The husband said na wetin he wan confirm be that, so he just dash am the baby.
They are currently separated...
“Tinubu is a drug lord.”
“Tinubu is stealing Lagos money.”
“Tinubu did not attend Chicago State University.”
These are some of the allegations many of you have repeatedly pushed for years in an attempt to discredit and defame Tinubu, yet no lawsuit was filed against you.
Now Kenneth calls Obi a thief, and suddenly everyone is defending Obi’s right to sue for defamation.
If Tinubu were to dot the Is and cross the Ts, many of you will be in court or jail.
Bring receipt of Tinubu collecting a dime from anyone or any conviction whatsoever. But you guys call him all sorts of names daily without a single proof.
E reach Obi turn now you want proof.
Proof ko, poo ni
Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿♂️
💔💔This is not just a lie; it is a malicious, disrespectful fabrication designed to farm engagements at the expense of our grief. As a serving soldier who has stood over the graves of brave comrades both those who made the ultimate sacrifice on the frontline and those we lost to illness in the barracks this hit piece is an insult to everything we stand for.
Let’s correct this misinformation directly with the rigid, institutional facts of how the Nigerian Army honors its d£@d:
♦️THE REGIMENTED REALITY: The Nigerian Army has a strict, uncompromising protocol for the burial of its personnel. When a soldier d!£s, whether in active combat or due to natural causes, the military handles the administrative and burial arrangements through established official channels.
♦️FULLY FUNDED BURIALS: The family is never billed, extorted, or asked to pay a single kobo, let alone ₦2 million, to move a body. The Army takes full responsibility for the transportation, standard military casket, and ceremonial honors.
♦️THE CHOICE OF RESTING PLACE: By standard military tradition, personnel are buried with full military honors in official military cemeteries (either at the frontline command or the designated brigade headquarters/barracks). If a family insists on taking the body back to their ancestral village against standard regimented practice, the evacuation follow-up is coordinated through official welfare officers, not via random cash demands as this lady alleged.
♦️IMMEDIATE WELFARE SUPPORT: The Army doesn't just abandon families; the institution provides immediate burial support allowances, coordinates the processing of insurance (Group Life Assurance), and ensures next-of-kin benefits are processed.
To the civilian clout-chasers amplifying this n0ns£ns£, we bleed for this country while you sit behind screens inventing horror stories. If you want to critique the system, do it with facts. But do not use the sacred memory of our fallen brothers to orchestrate a cheap, emotional scam.
If this truly happened, name the unit. Name the officer who made the demand. Report to the Military Police or the Defence Headquarters. The Army has zero tolerance for extortion, and any officer caught demanding money from a bereaved family will be court‑martialled.
But spreading a vague, unsubstantiated story on social media does not help your brother’s memory. It helps those who want to tear down the institution your brother served.
TO THE PUBLIC:
Do not let your emotions be weaponised. The Nigerian Army is not perfect. But demanding ₦2 million to release a fallen soldier’s body is not Army policy. It is not even plausible. It's a lie from the pit of hell which is unachievable. Instead, Ask for evidence. Ask for names. Ask for units.
WE HONOR OUR OWN.
WE BURY OUR OWN.
WE SUPPORT OUR OWN.
🛑 STOP SPEWING NØNS£NS£🛑
A former chairman of one of the top banks, who is a silent follower here, and we have never physically met, was on the phone with my family till midnight on the night I was being dragged here, trying to intervene.
Two months later, his company offtook one of our projects for almost half a billion Naira.
I also randomly retweeted a sick baby's fundraising. He came to my DM, asked whether I confirmed the case, asked for the hospital account and sent N10m, the entire hospital bill, for the baby's surgery.
May almighty Allah continue to bless him.
We have never met in person but he is such a kind person.
Our paths crossed on Twitter.
In addition, the South cannot work. The South-West and South east are two completely different regions.
We have no culture in common, no similar language, heritage, tradition and history.