Open Guard

Writer, Tin Foil Hat Wearer, UFC Fan Boy, & BJJ Blue Belt.

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Easy pancake recipe: two eggs, cup of flower, 1 gallon of water, a box of kraft dinner, 3 hot pockets, 1/2 can of caviar ,pinch of salt.

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Sometimes drinking. Often thinking , never blinking , cheeseburger

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@WhiteBeltBJJ his first mistake was those shorts

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Library attendance in Windsor expected to rise 20 percent.

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God bless those lamas

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@RealAlexJones I'm lovin it

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@TJDeSantis @RoseGracie @eddiebravo @insidebjj great job TJ. @Garry_Tonon is looking unstoppable.

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@BeEmphatic i'm going to buy a megaphone. #beheard.

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@Patrick_Wyman @sherdogdotcom Great read!

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From efukt to married in 8 months: http://t.co/vIcAVolkLk

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X-mas at the nursing home.... Check out my newest holiday blog :)
http://t.co/vIcAVolkLk

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Always nice to be home for the holidays. I only wish I stayed around long enough to see my dad's reaction to the gay Tied commercial.

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I just realised its Xmas eve night and I'm still in my pyjamas. #singlelife #playingthefield

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2015 wish list: @joerogan and @TheSherdoggy get together for the best mma podcast eva. #MakeItHappen

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Today is a special day to buy shit #BlackFriday

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@MiddleEasy eye destroys ear.

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Karaoke induced suicide

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Flip phone and fanny pack, a one-two punch. #OCTranspo

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Monday morning is that far way. Check out my latest blog about partying in the suburbs: http://t.co/4c9d34wuhB: