matt

stay hard, stay hungry, stay alive, if you can

[Dean @DeanAVFCL7]

This is exactly why he's boo'd.

Rolls around on the floor then gets up absolutely fine.

[senshi @senshi_real]

será o PIOR ANO da sua vida se ignorar o gatinho miando errado

[✥ @qamrlight]

you must persist despite it all

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

So the window 'slams shut' today. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it simply 'closes'.

[matt @openallnight_]

One of the best pieces of engagement bait I’ve ever seen

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

What better way to honour Queen Camilla than naming an airport after her?

Michael Ellis argues that, like Dolly Parton in America, the Queen’s contribution to Britain deserves lasting recognition 👇
https://t.co/Cg8ZbGjWcp

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

No nonsense.

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

His time to be a Villan... 🟣

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Taylor Harwood-Bellis from Southampton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

The fuse has been lit.

[Taylor with a big yellow headdress @MITSKlSUS]

The thing about Choosin’ Texas is that it’s genuinely a good song so I can’t understand why everyone’s so mad

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Closing out an incredible August

#RingTheBell

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Imagine you write one of the greatest songs of all time, "I will always love you" and that alone is enough to have GOAT status. But then you do it again. And again. And again. And again. And then you make 9 to 5. And then you help millions of kids to read.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

MOONSHOT STOTT ☄️

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

the first relationship i committed to was the bit

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

fool me once, why would you do that
fool me twice, stop fooling me i don’t like that wtf

[matt @openallnight_]

RT @johntownley11: Unai Emery's programme notes: "Generations of players players come and go, but the badge remains. Aston Villa remains. V…

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Tim Sherwood fiercely defending Villa as a club on Sky Sports news this morning. They could never make me hate you, Tim

[Adam @adamthealright]

doctor: what brings you here today?

me: my uber hahaha

doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active

[er!c @airwrec2]

took the uber of confusion and indecision last night

[Jacob Tanswell @J_Tanswell]

#AVFC now reach full agreement to sign Taylor Harwood-Bellis from #SaintsFC. Medical on Monday ahead of signing a five-year contract. Overall package worth up to £30million. Story w/@David_Ornstein on @TheAthleticFC

https://t.co/l19NkDpaAh