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@awe_yis @poopswag34 Absolute facts. Normies are an extremely neurotic and sensitive animal. They need constant validation of their social standing, if you don’t do that, then they perceive you as a threat and will try to get you fired.

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@GreenTextRepost I fucking hate work normies

Everything they say and think is social status posturing and trying to get people fired. They think their paper mill job is fucking game of thrones.

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@anthony_lipira @GreenTextRepost This works perfectly 100% of the time. It literally worked on the company president when he wanted to tell me some normiebabble

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@Andercot They have helicopters that do not use the swash plate system. You can just have the blades flap and that’s enough. But none of that is inherently dangerous, even when run past their lifespans, those parts have lasted way longer than they were rated for.

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@defenestrat1ons Just say you’re upset about what he said, pretending to be a casual observer is lame and gay

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@shhrem4kina Never kill yourself there’s so many people on twitter you haven’t insulted yet

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@PalmyrPar Horror puts you in a defensive frame = feminine. Things can have horror aesthetics, but have you as the aggressor, such as Doom, and not be considered queer.

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@CopperPavilion Me if I was honest with myself

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@salamipapa_ This is my exact kind of autism

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@alcohol_enj0yer To be loved you must be lovable

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@decodelily God I love being evil

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@rileyapparently You asked for friends and the universe provided

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@upnosleep You have nothing to lose but your chains

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@ToadTownPatriot For me it’s 21 so she can buy me beer (i got a dui and they took my license)

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@glichery__ Literally every day

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@Candice36541 You are not dying you are having a panic attack

You need to avoid caffeine/weed and stand in the sun for a few hours it will fix you

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@s4unt3rr @Swet4h Ur cooked lmao lol even

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@defenestrat1ons I disrespectfully disagree

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@ettoderp In 2009 you could be a retarded loser addicted to MW2 and have this easily