King

talk louder

[King @openjvc]

LET IT DIE

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[King @openjvc]

If another man approaches me and talks to me unprovked I might just burst into flames on sight

[brynnie ⁷ @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[King @openjvc]

The cia themselves couldn’t ai generate the type of text I’ve been getting on my phone

[King @openjvc]

My phones ip address must be in the nightmare realm

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[King @openjvc]

Tryna Mack at work when you know I can’t leave should be considered terrorism

[King @openjvc]

It’s Wednesday and this week has already taken 17 years off my life span

[King @openjvc]

I def gained a wrinkle this week. Forehead just been perplexed af

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Not now sweetie Hunter Biden is shitposting

[King @openjvc]

Disturbed the do not disturb

[King @openjvc]

Why is my fucking phone hot line bling rn

[de la luna @vy1in]

going through things only future and lana del rey would understand

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[King @openjvc]

How tf is it already June 😭

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape