The Open Ticket

Fake news and satire for players and NPCs within the World of Warcraft. A publication of Redridge County College Press of the Shadowsong realm.

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Depths Ceiling Deal Passes Dark Iron Congress: Crisis Averted! http://ow.ly/5TfoL

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Ask the Devs, TOT style: Why is healing so broken and how are you going to fix it?! Finally, TOT gets you the truth. http://ow.ly/5Iab2

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Drench yourself in hot white damage. Amazing collection of wands from TOT's new adults-only product team. http://ow.ly/5nnGc

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Curse you, #autocorrect: #warcraft text messages gone awry. Poor Jaina got some splainin to do. http://ow.ly/5bZ1q

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TOT reviews The Hang-Ogre 2 and other summer flicks. Psychic Scream 4 looks pretty promising. #warcraft http://ow.ly/58T5G

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If you're a mob or NPC, this is what your character screen might look like. Everybody alts ... sometimes. http://ow.ly/52aZ7

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VIDEO: talking #warcraft dog misses atramedes drops, again! Don't you hate when that happens? http://ow.ly/4RbH2

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Dark Iron Insurgent killed by special forces raid team. Azeroth is a safer place, says raid leader. http://ow.ly/4M0D7

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Mage portal 2 released. Victims of rick-porting not pleased. http://ow.ly/4HdBk

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Oh man, I'm totally getting a mini-Stormwind pet. http://ow.ly/4DoPM

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You know that guy that no one wants to raid with? He's finally found a spot--on the other team. http://ow.ly/4ePnZ

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Trick heals that save your DPS and the raid! Stay IN the fire, noob. http://ow.ly/4a4YI

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Win in AB at any time, with the ALL FARM STRAT! Part 3 of the ToT How-To series. http://ow.ly/45vne

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Second in our Player's Guide series: TOT's guide to mining! Congrats on 525, you! http://ow.ly/416k4

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What do mana-hungry casters need? OOM nom nom nom nom! http://ow.ly/3OdT1

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Local gnome develops Open Ticket mobile app. Oh, that last part is true, by the way. http://ow.ly/3JPx3

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NPCs should pay for all expenses associated with the completion of a quest. It's fair work practice! http://ow.ly/3FJaU

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World first! Random heroic PUG unlocks secret achievement. http://ow.ly/3xZ89

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Heroics are too hard! Nerf everything nowaaaaaaaa! http://ow.ly/3sEht #Cataclysm #wow

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Not everyone is happy with flying in the old world. Land mount vendors, for one; sanitation workers, for two. http://ow.ly/3p0Oc