Shaman Jet Mop

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Make lying wrong again! maga and Bitcoin blocked.

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Who wore it better? Jane!

[Greta @GretaGrace20]

Is Mark Zuckerberg now running Falcon Crest?

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@omgsidewalks I don't usually play this game because I could never be bothered to memorize mundane things I could easily look up in the World Book encyclopedia (then) or Google (now,). But I do know that Lima is the answer to your engagement trap.

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@kelly_ques Probably "The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror" by Christopher Moore. Although "Perestroika in Paris" by Jane Smiley could sometimes move into first place, if only temporarily. (And because I could never single out just one book by Anne Tyler.)

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@Logically_JC

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@james_xond Yes.

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@TheAuthorGuy What a happy, colorful, whacky, wonderful shelf of awesomeness so concentrated it has been classified a controlled substance in at least four jurisdictions.

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@TheAuthorGuy @joelspriggs I ❤️ those characters SO much!

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@mariana057

[BigTeezy (The resistance is back est 1/20/2025) @TNSouthernlib]

Can someone who believes California is rigging elections by counting postmarked votes that arrive after election day please explain why the IRS accepts tax returns as valid as long as the postmark says April 15th?

[Katy Gran Turino (Parody) @BrewCityChrissy]

This has been the best day on twitter in the whole 15 years I’ve had this account! Goodnight everyone except @realDonaldTrump because fuck that orange bitch.
#smokerising #SmokeFleet
#smokefléét

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@TimHannan Hypocrisy, grift, system dissolution. I could go on; but that's a lot.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar I’m so fucking tired of having an insane idiot for a so-called president.

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@james_xond Lie down and wonder why people post stupid 💩 on Twitter.

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@omgsidewalks Oh Twitter, some people post really stupid 💩.

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@omgsidewalks

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@elaine_stritch I guess you had it coming? You only have yourself to blame.

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@Hania16836 1973

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@MysterySolvents The Draft Dodgers?

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@MayCrawford777 @kelly_ques Now we looking over our new domicile If we like we stay for maybe quite a while. 😉

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Kristen Welker did a solid job pushing back.

What bothered me was the ending.

Instead of pleading, “Please Mr. President, I flew all the way to Wisconsin,” she should’ve reminded him of the office he holds:

“You’re the President of the United States. You should be able to handle tough questions without getting angry and walking away.”