Josh

Realist in MBB. Overworked analyst. I move numbers and make fancy logos for a living.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@NeverDeleteX @LMFHistorian

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

You’ll never see the Kushner kids doing this, only Donny Jr and Eric’s sect. There’s a reason why the Kushner kids will grow into powerful oligarchs while Kai ends up like Elon’s tranny kid

[𝘿𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙍.𝙈𝙀💥 @DeplorableATX]

Trump’s Golden Age? Here’s Don Jr doing a puja at the feet of Lord Ganesh while in India. Explains the endless “cultural enrichment” flowing into America.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

The UK is so Islamified that when a random “man” walks around with a firearm, their first instinct is to shut down nearby synagogues.

[BritMatters 🇬🇧 @britmatters]

Armed police launched a search in Edgware after reports of a man carrying what appeared to be a firearm on Edgwarebury Lane.

The Metropolitan Police were called at around 3.50pm on Wednesday, September 16, following reports from members of the public.

Armed officers were deployed and nearby schools and synagogues were temporarily placed into lockdown as a precaution while searches were carried out. The lockdowns have since been lifted and no injuries have been reported.

Police said descriptions from several witnesses led them to believe the object being carried may have been a toy gun. Officers had not located the man by Wednesday evening and no arrests had been made.

The Met said officers from its Community Protection Team remain in the area to provide reassurance while the search continues. Anyone with information is asked to call 101, quoting reference 4908/16SEP.

#UKNews #CrimeNews #London

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@KyleMazzaWUNF With NYC traffic, these trucks move at 15-20 mph. Those girls were most definitely not looking both ways or ran a red.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

In the old days you could pay a couple of Italians to rough him up and kick him out of the neighborhood. Today you can only complain to strangers online and pay 30% more to move to a nicer area.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

And the final update to this saga:

I was just at his sentencing. The prosecution had asked for 15 months in prison because of the randomness and aggression in his assault on me and his extremely long history of violent crime (43 prior convictions).

The defense asked for no time because he is black and jail made him sad (yes really).

The judge decided on a “middle ground” sentence of 9 days in jail, of which he will serve 6 days.

:)

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@danyay In America you can walk 20 minutes across Tijuana into a local welfare office and be on welfare the same week.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@CoastEnjoyer I automatically lose respect for anyone with a tattoo. Especially if it’s an illustration of a bug or some stupid streak pattern.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

If the WTC staff screen the Joker, NYC further solidifies itself as the best city in the world

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@ElizabethHolmes So you went outside? Why did you write this like you’re speaking about an achievement? What does going to a graduation ceremony have to do with your conviction in federal court

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@DanFriedman81 Don’t worry Mamdani is installing 10 minute timers on public restrooms

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@BillAckman @KPMG @KPMG_US Based. Give her a raise

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

If you want to see what Texas will look like in 5 years come to London

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@m_chirculescu Why is she moving her head like a possessed chicken

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@MartinShkreli Hear me out. You can just *not* pay the fine

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@glizzy__goblin_ Women treat dating like a hiring decision

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

$2,500 rent is brutal as a first year analyst. Juniors in Texas / Florida are paying half that amount and saving more than half their paychecks.

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

Investing in PS5s in the last year would have outperformed the S&P

[Josh @operat0rnyc]

@found_it_funny Immigrant parents or Asian kid’s food was “smelly”

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@dalepartridge Let Ohio take their medicine, they’ll be overrun in 5 years