Ope

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Unfortunately, it’s impossible for a man to dream beyond his exposure.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

one day u'll find someone who's obsessed with you and want all your time. that person will be your manager at work

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[Vishal Subramanian @VishaISub]

My favorite part of the World Cup is Jurgen enjoying every second of it without the shackles of football management. He’s absolutely loving life at the moment and it shows. Love him and miss him so much

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[定 @de3dsoul]

😭

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Heinz have pulled off a marketing masterclass. 🤯

FIFA World Cup stadiums are serving Heinz condiments, but because Heinz aren't an official tournament sponsor, every bottle has been covered up with black tape.

Instead of hiding from it, Heinz turned it into a campaign. The brand embraced the blackout, launched content around the taped-up bottles, and even sparked a viral exchange with Levi's.

What started as a sponsorship restriction has become one of the most talked-about marketing wins of the World Cup. 🎯🌎

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.