evan

prattles & dawdles

[evan @opgeee]

I identify as a diesel truck

[evan @opgeee]

@bekschex “Am I actually a four...?!”

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[evan @opgeee]

@The_Shnooker

[evan @opgeee]

Six different ways to tell if your moody teenager has been infected by the lyrics of Robert Smith

[ぐでたま【公式】🍥🕙 @gudetama_sanrio]

チルってんだわ

[evan @opgeee]

How to tell if your newly grown mustache is trying to takeover your body in 5 east steps.

[evan @opgeee]

@bekschex If you have a hankering for complicated board games, may I humbly suggest Twilight Imperium.

[evan @opgeee]

@bekschex 🤖 ALSO IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY 🤖

[evan @opgeee]

CROATIA FOREVER 🇭🇷

[evan @opgeee]

@tofugu Pocket WiFi is the 💣
#docomo 🍄

[evan @opgeee]

@allisonjoffrion What did you think of the short story?

[evan @opgeee]

Hear, hear!
We need a minor league baseball team in the Fort again.

#FortWorthCatsWHEN https://t.co/cvaqBYSeEk

[Heim Barbecue @HeimBBQ]

One of my dreams is to bring the Fort Worth Cats back to playing baseball again! Who’s with me? #MakeTheFortWorthCatsAThingAgain

[evan @opgeee]

@allisonjoffrion Search in podcasts. It should be under “Short Science Fiction” by Loyal Books

[evan @opgeee]

@allisonjoffrion “Out Around Rigel”
It’s not a podcast but an engrossing listen nonetheless

[evan @opgeee]

@bekschex “Listen to this juicy gossip:
I’m a wide rectangle; you’re a square. The end.”

[evan @opgeee]

@tofugu Late to this thread AND to this band, but my recommendation is:
Yellow Magic Orchestra and their solo projects.

[evan @opgeee]

[update] I have descended from the tree successfully. Going to get Thai food

[evan @opgeee]

do I risk descending and revealing my position? I’m sure that my hypothetical alibi for being in a tree in a park would hinge on the testimony of the squirrel.

[evan @opgeee]

[context] I am in a park. There are few if any people here. Two kids riding their bike & scooter along the path where I am in the tree. They do not see me.