oof-elia

(g)opheliaself (; #Chemist #HotMessExpress #Mutt Tweet me so I know it's real.

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

I hate a "I struggled and I want you to go through the same struggle" ass bitch.

[puggy smokes @Moonspoon18]

Chaos mode

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

I hate a "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" ass bitch.

[BBJESS @bbjess]

At this point we’ve basically seen inside of outer space’s pussy but you’re telling me I can’t get an abortion?

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Someone deactivate my Amazon account. These prime days are gonna kill my bank account. #PrimeDay #WhatBudget #GimmeTheLoot

[puggy smokes @Moonspoon18]

Summer solstice queen~ thank you for being the breastest dearest friend ~ HBD

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

@FloatsToo I can't even read #SOS

[GeorgeFloatsToo @FloatsToo]

Saturday, February 27th:

a surprise streamer will battle it out with you to decide if you are smarter than a twitch streamer!

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Ok, but are Eminem's eyebrows drawn on?

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Is there an age where you finally know how to make food for the appropriate amount of people? #AskingForAFriend

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

@tinkerjeII @AppRose_TTV Coke. Because I love coke, and we are pretty much the same. Lmaooo

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

I had thee most vivid dream where my teeth were falling out. That means I'm coming into money soon, right? 🤣

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Why are the only dreams I remember nightmares?

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Listen...if we can't have sex watching Forged in Fire and pause to see who gets eliminated....I don't want it. #BoyBye #KnowYourWorth #ItWillKeal

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

That guy at the liquor store is getting a little too friendly. Don't call my handle of tequila "'ol reliable" #YouDontKnowMe #FrequentFlyer #1800

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

@bbjessTTV Boom, baby!

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Bruh, the only texts I get anymore are about fake contest winnings and fashion nova sales. 🥴 #MissPopular

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

You get drunk and text your ex. I get drunk and eat half a rotisserie chicken in bed. #WeAreNotTheSame #ReasonsImSingle

[BBJESS @bbjess]

I smell like beef 🥩

[oof-elia @opheliaSELF]

Got a bug bite on my face and now I look like Forest Whitaker. 🥴