Richard Opiah

Who Cares?

[Nkay @carlella1]

My former manager told me, "You always come to work like it's a party," because I had blonde braids. Meanwhile, he was caught stealing company funds and was also inappropriate with interns. Talk about professionalism.

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

Championship players at Tottenham Hotspur stadium changing room next season.

[Chukwuemeka @KenDave__]

@currentiyke He will make me download any streaming platform 😂😂

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

How did you find out your girl was cheating on you?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

In case the situation is unclear to Ghanaians, your president has just publicly signalled that he is stepping into Kwame Nkrumah's shoes.

The usual suspects will not be happy, and the Ghanaian people will be the first targets. You will start witnessing strange events aimed at making him unpopular, just like with Nkrumah.

Strange high profile accidents. Arson attacks. Public infrastructure sabotage. Fake news campaigns. Maybe even a terror attack.

Nothing is off the table for the DGSE-CIA-MI6-Mossad operators who attended the Accra Reset and sat there furiously taking notes and squeezing their faces as he vowed to stop export of raw materials from Ghana by 2030.

This is not a drill.

[Lavis💎 @_lavis90]

@ayeejuju Someone should explain the theory behind why they age quickly

[Joe Thomlinson @joethomlinson]

One of my best mates is a Spurs season ticket holder. It’s costs him £2300 per season.

He’s seen 3 home league wins THIS YEAR in 21 games

£766 per-win. £766!!!!!!! 😭

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

central cee ticket 400k keh, the mandem too inconsiderate

[• @gnf_ogo]

happy international men’s day my n!ggas❤️!

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: your project supervisor saw you signing out

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

insert a sim card

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Pet peeve is people saying they glo'd up and their "before" pic is just them as a sweet kid. You wanted to be a baddie at 12?

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

Shams pulling up stat head on basketball reference the moment a dogshit free agent signs somewhere

[Minister For Ashawo @dazzybtv]

Wetin concern albino with gbola 🤣

[Richard Opiah @opiah_richard]

@mosthiphop Even he knows he sounds like Frank

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

She is not a virgin.

She canceled the wedding because he was going to find out that she lied.

Her pastor has been sleeping with her.

He was stupid, but thank God the wedding was canceled.

He should go and collect the bride price, & free that hypocritical church olosho.

End.

[Richard Opiah @opiah_richard]

@buddha542812110 @LegionHoops @BrendanVogt Jokic could not have gotten this good if he didn't like basketball

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Homie just found out he’s having a son and he said he can’t wait to put him in basketball. He’s 5’7 and his girl 5’2

[OriginalBabyGirl @chinasa_anukam]

But women in leadership will be too emotional 🤣🤣🤣. It is well