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You are cute if you feel that it is a UI problem.

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You must take a look at this @AshwiniVaishnaw ji. @IRCTCofficial

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Haye re gulluuu 😂😂

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Why does Trump look like Robot?

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Palestine supporters should be happy.

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🔴 #BREAKING | उत्तर प्रदेश: उन्नाव साधु हत्याकांड के मुख्य आरोपी इसराइल की पुलिस एनकाउंटर में मौत

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In Ch*tiyo ka standup kaun dekhta hai🤦🏻‍♂️

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Almost 4 kids??

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Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!

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Sayoni Ghosh: such an opportunist.

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I’ll buy a car when E20 becomes E200.

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All this while @samrat4bjp police is doing nothing 😐

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“Wasseypur mein ladai Ramadhir aur Sardar ki nahi thi. Ladai koyle par varchasv ki thi."

Now replace Wasseypur with Musallahpur, Patna, and the coal mines with the billion-rupee coaching industry.

The primary players are Khan Sir (Faisal Khan) of Khan Global Studies (KGS), the slick, smooth-talking YouTuber with millions of followers. And his arch-rival, Raushan Sir (Raushan Anand) of Gyan Bindu GS Academy, the gritty, street-smart ruler of the “Daroga Factory,” a nickname earned from its success in producing Bihar Police SI.

Both operate from the same turf: the infamous Kisan Cold Storage campus. The history of this war is calculated, multi-layered, and ongoing.

2020–2021: During the pandemic, several smaller coaching institutes in Kisan Cold Storage went bust. Khan Sir, sitting on massive digital capital, began expanding his offline empire, taking over vacated halls and offices. Raushan Anand watched his footprint shrink.

Match 2021: The first major flashpoint came in March 2021. Khan Sir filed a police complaint alleging that Raushan Anand, his brother Prince, and supporters barged into his live classroom, damaged furniture, and threatened staff. The battle lines were drawn.

Early 2023: The war moved from the streets to the classrooms. Khan Sir went national, appearing on The Kapil Sharma Show, increasing his stature. Raushan Sir responded by alleging that Khan Sir had spent lakhs on PR to secure such visibility. Khan Sir retaliated with psychological warfare, mocking Gyan Bindu’s nickname Daroga Factory by saying: “Don’t go to that factory. If you go to a factory, you’ll end up a labourer.”

Late 2023: Gyan Bindu was vandalized, with screens smashed and offices wrecked. Raushan Sir alleged that Khan Sir’s office supplied hockey sticks and clubs to boys from the infamous Patel Hostel. Later that year, Raushan Sir's brother Prince was attacked on the street and suffered a head injury requiring eight stitches. Khan Sir, meanwhile, claimed Raushan was orchestrating bomb attacks on his vehicles.

Feb–Mar 2026: The Forest Range Officer results were announced. A student named Abhishek Patel topped the state. Gyan Bindu claimed him. Khan Sir claimed him. On March 28, Patel visited Khan Sir’s office and was felicitated with a massive garland. Raushan Sir responded by releasing purported WhatsApp chats and publicly accused Khan Sir of paying ₹10 lakh to claim the topper.

June 2, 2026: Khan Sir’s supporters allegedly pasted their banners over the entrance board of Gyan Bindu Classes. Gyan Bindu staff went to protest. Stones flew. Iron rods clashed. Amid the chaos, Khan Sir’s private security guards allegedly fired shots into the air to disperse the crowd.

The state machinery finally responded to the gunfire. On June 3, 2026, a Patna court sent Raushan Anand and several associates to judicial custody after their arrest in connection with the vandalism case. But the script flipped when Gyan Bindu released CCTV footage that showed Khan Sir’s guards firing weapons. Police subsequently registered a case against Khan Sir under Section 109 of the BNS and the Arms Act, alleging the guards acted on his instructions.

Just when you thought the story was over, the script took another turn. Today, reports emerged that Prince, Raushan Sir's brother, has died in Nepal under mysterious circumstances. In Musallahpur, every ending is just the beginning of another chapter.

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Only comedian with no haters: Ravi Gupta 🔥

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“Meethe log desh kaise badlenge” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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Though I don’t support CJP, I support the cause: Dharmendra Pradhan must resign.

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Why not Axar Patel doing it?

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Dark circles are often pigment, not tiredness, and laser works best when it targets the right cause.

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She made a comeback.

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Makeup ate today

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अब एक AI से सॉफ्टवेयर पार्क बना कर भी पोस्ट कर दीजिए जल्दी से इसकी तरह।🙏

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सुंदर पटना - विकसित पटना
भाजपा-NDA का वादा, एकदम पक्का

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The reason I don’t watch women’s cricket.

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What on earth did I just witness? 🤣

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Ravanam (Tamil) and Raavan (Hindi). Nowadays, these type of dubbed movies can be made in minutes with the help of AI

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Unbelievable …. PBKS eliminated from IPL 26.

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Surya ke bas ki thi hi nahi…. He should retire.

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Nothing can be worse than this. @samrat4bjp we need strict action against the culprits.