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[connor @opioid_optimist]

сука

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Takato Yamamoto

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[horse @horseimage]

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

[megha @notmgha]

Obsessed

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Kind of so sexy when an uber driver runs a red light. I feel a bit objectified and I love it

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Don’t worry. we’re building the left’s clavicular in my laboratory as we speak. Décolletager will be chicer and more beautiful

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Handwriting-mogging on the workplace birthday card so the public school peons know not to fuck with me. I came out the womb with a fucking pen license. The nurse said that’s the most cursive baby Ive ever seen

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Started developing a theory of mind for my coworkers. These people have an interiority and actually were not invented by Satan to hinder my beautiful heart

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

To play dumb about one’s own thirst trap is, of course, to cum on my face and tell me it’s raining

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

They surgically removed the parasite of my brain that would compel me to engage in online discourse and I was left only with love and empathy for my fellow man

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The lone Gen Z alcoholic is not sick; he is simply attempting to defend the honour of his people

[Alan @bitforth]

Sometimes I like to give chatgpt anxiety just because

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it’s all corrupt girl

[hammer @500crabs]

for breakfast we do something cool like have a cigarette and like a bar of chocolate then we go for work for one half hour two half hour then we go for lunch and lunch is usually yknow something cool like a cigarette and two three bottle of red wine and like a bowl of heavy cream

[connor @opioid_optimist]

@Danizeh @BonesawMD Ehh, sorta. The difference between assessment in high school vs. higher education is that in high school it’s all memory-based, in higher education it’s memory -> application. It takes it a step higher.

[Lyle Culpepper @ShutupLyle]

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

[soph @alivegirl001101]

My hair is so soft Ive had 3 glasses of wine

[connor @opioid_optimist]

@thedimitri He knew too much…

[connor @opioid_optimist]

@alfkkifine SHE UNZIPS YOUR PANTS AND INSERTS YOUR PENIS INTO HER EAR AND YOU IT FEELS GOOD BUT IT TRIGGERS HER EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA AND YELLS INSENSIBLE GARBLING. HER MAKING YOUR BONER GO AWAY? ITS RAPE!