opium2k

I am a figment of your imagination.

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I think I'm going to start a website like GoFundMe and Kickstarter with an NSFW theme and call it GiveAFuck. I'm just worried about attracting enough interest to make it viable.
I think I need some kind of double entendre for a slogan, like "GiveAFuck, it's not that hard"

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https://t.co/opaaEWeE5r

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@Mel_17 All the times that I've sarcastically quipped "free country my ass" since moving to the states a few years back have led up to this moment.

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@Oli_Oilfan One last one: When she complains about a problem, don't offer a solution unless she asks for one. She just wants you to listen (I'll figure that one out eventually lol)

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@Oli_Oilfan Picking your battles is top tier advice. 100% agree
I'll add: Apologize early and often. She'll forgive far more easily than she'll forget.

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@MelissaLMRogers I'm going to have to steal that as my new go-to for facetious commentary.
"3 people humanely depopulated in meth lab explosion"

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@aimeok The line to the mens room was chanting his name after the game. It was not a fun line to be in lol.
Oilers had the louder fans in the building the rest of the night though.

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Go oilers!

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@Gameflip The Noid from Yo Noid! On NES.
7KKZXS

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I'm sorry but that unsportsmanlike penalty was 10 ply. #GoOilers

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@dhockey13 Great goal. Better celly

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@bretzky_84 They could have at least done a pre-season or exhibition game in Quebec City if they're going to do this.
That would have been a great way to unveil the look, too.

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@Oli_Oilfan Something something wrong turn at Albuquerque

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@Gameflip 🛒
7KKZXS

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@Archaeologuy Edmonton Winter + Ekholm beard. They were made for each other.

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@tarynor I wasn't able to watch most of it but a wise scholar known as Shoresy teaches that you won't have legs in the 3rd if you already played a period in the sheets.
Maybe that's it?

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@SchmiddyG Hey man, let's stay positive here.... It's not too early, it's being proactive!

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@Mel_17 @nothatsyou The WAH ads that play during every hockey game and somehow don't include Patrick Roy in any way?!?
They're bad and I hate them but what I hate even more is the missed opportunities to make a bunch of good commercials

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@OilerEnjoyer @WendolynLamchop This is not one of those paintings with eyes that follow you. Trust me, I checked twice!

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Why do people comment on YouTube music videos with things like "2025?"
Please tell me they don't also do that while lingering in the Shakespeare section of the library.