chief queef ~

Mental Health & Addiction Model
Professional Online Panhandler
Help me, I'm poor! ( Canadian Citizen est. 1989 )

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

Me when I meet someone new ( and usually within 5 minutes )

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@nationalpost Always happy to see that our tax dollars are decided not by us. But by the good ol' GOV. I just hope the libs didn't fight with the green peace party. You know , paper vs plastic straws and all that silly nonsense....

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@nationalpost I knew that hair 'deau looked familiar!!

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Oh thank goodness 😤 🎱 Hopefully my roommate doesn't have the fentanyl detox shits right before I get to rail lines off the seat

[National Post @nationalpost]

Corrections Canada to distribute items for 'safe snorting' in federal prisons https://t.co/B5m7k2yp1W

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@bruce_barrett Weird. I think of guns ~ camo - huntin' szn. Smoking cigars to keep the 'skitters away as memaw told me too. But we get venison!!

Vegetarians and vegans eat that too , right?
💥🍁

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

It's rare to become ill! It's rare to die from cancer!

Uh huh.

Born in 🍁 Not dying in 🍁

Rare is the lottery. False hopes and dreams. A bucket full of money that never stops filling.

🍁Women's healthcare: ✨💥🫣🤫

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

The women in my life; all under 40y/o, have died from illness, malpractice, failure or have chronic illnesses.

As a child, told that cancer, illness is rare. " It's under 1%" Time to revisit basic math because this isn't fucking rare. This is disturbing.

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

The year is 2026. We imagined flying cars and visiting other planets. Halfway there. Good thing we have Viagra.

Anyway. So about women's health.....

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

... I lived to abuse dru9s only. That was all I ate. But I look so young! So youthful!

I've been comparing what is different from then until now; and two years doesn't seem like much time to " diminish " stress , smoking ***** stress and neglect (still) is showing (((:

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

I love seeing Snapchat bring up my video " diaries " from two years ago. And seeing that I'm absolutely Wretched, sickly thin. An easy double digits.

And yet. I am screenshotting the shit out of it and making this MY INSPO!?
Maam it took you 5 years of str8 dru9abuse

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How many times have a been a groggy, piece of shit and tried "drinking" from the right and ashing in the left.

Being so pissed off with my actions. I drink with my ash cup anyway because fuck it

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

My corner store loves when I show up half clothed , with a ziploc bag of loose change asking what the cheapest brand of cigarettes are today as I count my dimes , nickels and then say. ALRIGHT. $5 on debit, please. 💅🏽

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

@iainturfriend I also refuse to believe that these people actually work out , ever. I question their behind the scenes sobriety. ( Like I see them drink. But are they on a slew of uppers, downers, all arounders to be " them " ? )

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@iainturfriend " I know this looks crazy! " (re. The closet ) yes! So wild. It looks, like most people's closets, lived in , well used ..... organizing outfits , having them fitted for a trip - is crazy. Flying alone? Private? Ma'am. Where's the tree huggers !?

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What do you mean there's more than one type of life crisis!!?!??

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

🍔 The manager told me they don’t hire foreign workers.

On Hwy 11 in Ontario, Webers gives many locals their FIRST job.

There are places in Canada that still HIRE Canadian youths.

Support businesses like this.

Watch what a staff member tells me.👇

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@bruce_barrett Some may call it the hot seat?
The best seat in the house?
" I earned this spot!!! "

K. That's enough.

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

This is a chair in the ER of the Royal Victorian Hospital in Barrie, Ontario.

[chief queef ~ @opium69bum]

I quit.

But. I thought..... You don't work?

I said what I said hop off my dick

[AntifaTexas @TexasAntifa25]

U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947

[tee 🐹 @teexgames]

Why tf did this blow up?? 😭 it’s a woman not a guy btw yall, I’m gay