Neil Scott

Writer of humour, fiction and poetry. Hill walker. Swimmer. Carlisle United fan.

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer' https://t.co/oCbxMK71oJ #thespoof #monkeywoods #drbillingsgate

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Life Sentences: Maritime Memories https://t.co/aCTilDJsPK #tobacco #gorilla #malaysia #ships #shipwreck

[The Spoof UK @TheSpoofUK]

Jilted John Single Out On May 22 https://t.co/CdujUc9KrS #donaldtrump #music #borisjohnson #eltonjohn #jiltedjohn

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Elmer Smuckmeister Strikes Again https://t.co/QVvUw7zSmH #maharishimaheshyogi #elmersmuckmeister

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid https://t.co/z8rrUwR698 #coronavirus #boxing #covid19 #miketyson #muhammadali #georgeforeman

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks https://t.co/pUlItaqM66 #donaldtrump #jaredkushner #mask #n95

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Former Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback https://t.co/xTJX4RXiG0 #boxing #retirement

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

User-Friendly Buddhism a.k.a. “Bud-Light” Hits Home with Many https://t.co/iMhQfLgQOl #america #buddhism #philosophy #meditation

[The Spoof UK @TheSpoofUK]

Local woman slams partner's 'pathetic' performance after semaphore sex romp https://t.co/s5kWnN6vNj #romance #whitechapel #dannysoz

[The Spoof UK @TheSpoofUK]

Coronavirus COVID-19: What Does It Want? https://t.co/wl60ytn838 #death #coronavirus #pandemic #insanity #extinct #annihilation

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

How To Cope Under Lockdown, with Charles "Turnip" Townshend https://t.co/MIE2ZavJGm #coronavirus #covid19 #lockdown #socialdistancing

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues https://t.co/sevkEDkKrk #donaldtrump #borisjohnson #coronavirus

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Canned Laughter To Be Used On News Reports Of Trump Speeches https://t.co/GuhdqV3Sje #donaldtrump #politics #borisjohnson #news #comedy

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Boris Johnson To Announce End Of UK Lockdown https://t.co/JbvkdnagoI #borisjohnson #coronavirus #covid19 #lockdown #lawnmower #hittites

[Debbie Taylor @ibensonceltic]

Travel Review: Isle of Man https://t.co/2WBxSPIvCB #christmas #history #isleofman #old

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Man Fulfils Lifetime Ambition While Working From Home https://t.co/7X4uMPGyGO #space #coronavirus #covid19 #astronaut #theisleofwright

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Britt Ekland: "Peter Sellers Was a Very Tormented Soul" - the Online Forum Speaks Out https://t.co/Upy3dn6gUI #brexit #rodstewart

[Debbie Taylor @ibensonceltic]

New Covid-19 App to be trialled on Isle of Wight https://t.co/yhRZGq5N4u #isleofwightnews #isleofwight #covid19 #theresanappforthat

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Elon Musck To New Baby; Get A Job Kid! https://t.co/bc8Re0Ai3Y #christmas #covid19 #elonmusk #achristmascarol

[Neil Scott @opium_eater]

Man Emulates Scott of the Antarctic in Horror Journey https://t.co/1pBXyKIJ7r #coronavirus #covid19 #bagpipes #southpole #exploration