Eden

thirsting over fictional men and crocheting the demons away🫡 18+ only.

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@ideationofme HARD AGREE

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[g @34rths]

Stop giving a man the benefit of the doubt and starting doubting the benefit of a man

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

[Eden @opiumofeden]

Found a propeller hat so guess what I will be putting on my horse

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@subboyjamerson https://t.co/EQgUsVRtZC 🥰 feel free

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@idiotdrunkloser 👁️👁️

[Eden @opiumofeden]

Always thinking of her huge ceramic giraffe she put all her infinity scarves on and wondering why she won’t talk to me 😭 and investing stick in whoever made those shelves bc homegirl was putting them to the TEST

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

thinking about the childhood bedrooms of people i’ll never know again

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@xcorvidsnestx Of course babydoll😭❤️

[Eden @opiumofeden]

What if I turn this account into a mix of being mean to alive men, thirsting over fictional men, and a “whatever the fuck I want but mostly clothes” blog👁️👄👁️

My one person who looks at my posts: yes or no pls respond

[Eden @opiumofeden]

If I was this age in the 90s I would have let Eddie Vedder hit it so much I would die of a heat stroke 🫡

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@ScottishLurker This is fun

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@ScottishLurker Sour? I don’t even know her ☠️

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@ScottishLurker

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@ScottishLurker Is that a bread joke🥲

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@FishyWatermelon Ok BUT: my college has a chapel bell that rings every hour on the hour from 7-5 SO if class did get out on time technically there was a bell✨

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@iammadeofpages Lay the mask on the hood of a car and it eats clean through the engine bay😭

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@TipOfTheBanana Ok food man: is that the only difference? Bc double stuff Oreos make me super sick but the regular Oreos are fine

[Eden @opiumofeden]

@Gallamburger_ 👀