machiavelli

profane sublime bohemian aristocrat #booktwt

[Moe @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[machiavelli @opnbook2averse]

robert pattinson acted the shit out of that movie damn how expensive is your baby dude

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

lana’s "if you weren’t mine i’d be jealous of your love" is such a perfect rock aphorism like it’s up there with "wild horses couldn’t drag me away" or “you’re asking me will my love grow, i don’t know" like it’s already up there in the great lines of music history to me

[machiavelli @opnbook2averse]

primetime is actually the scariest movie ive seen like this year

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Wracked With Guilt After Accidentally Reading AI Overview

[napi @raichu1000000]

they call me 007

0 euro sur le compte
0 estime de soi
7 twt sur mon ex par jour

[Souxi Scatz 💩 @nerdtricktism]

i was never meant for this life. i should’ve been a 5’10 nonchalant scene boy with a two word bio and crazy following to follower ratio

[nishant @namkeeen0]

the reason why i'm not on hinge is because i really dont have 6 pictures of myself

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Sell me this Iced Coffee

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Hi im Iced cofe 😊Tasty and Delicious

[weary @we4ry]

unfortunately, i’m gonna die alone because i already met the right person at the wrong time and inevitably fucked it up

[grrymez @grrymez]

Being suicidal knowing you’ll never kill yourself is like Ok now what

[machiavelli @opnbook2averse]

i cried like five times today am i still allowed to joke about killing myself

[machiavelli @opnbook2averse]

please dont find me through my dealer bro

[𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔢 ໒꒱ @millnero0]

i manifest to randomly find a untouched cigarette pack on the floor in the near future

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

I will take good care of you
I will take good care of you

[n3xtg3n @ikantunloveyou]

Ex got badder again #evolution #stillinlove

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I just attained power. What/who should I abuse?

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

(unable to Conceive Anything after Mind surgery ):

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[machiavelli @opnbook2averse]

@TheAlexSylvian jarvis cocker