emily jean

she/her - I guess I’m an OFMD fan account now? 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈❤️ 26

[emily jean @opossumably]

I'm in love with love and HOW am I moving in with my BEST FRIEND in 44 days??????? I'm a MESS of emotions HIGH SCHOOL EMILY NEVER SAW THIS HAPPY MOSTLY WELL ADJUSTED IN LOVE VERSION OF HERSELF. EAT YOUR HEART OUT YOU FUNKY LITTLE NERD

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde pleads to President Donald Trump to have mercy amid LGBTQ+ and immigration policies

[emily jean @opossumably]

@SSS_Stream The scream I scrumpt- CONGRATULATIONS 💕💕💕

[KNIFE ANGEL @godlovesgoths]

When I was a teenager we had Tegan and Sara who explicitly never used pronouns in their songs, as to not alienate listeners. And now Chappell Roan is singing about eating pussy and being mean to paparazzi. Zoomer queers truly do not know what they have

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

growth

[emily jean @opossumably]

@lluketjohnson Oh no!! Sending so many good thoughts and I hope your mom is doing ok

[sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley @boneysoups]

that meme that’s like “a hot cheeto would kill a medieval child”—no. one bite of olden time wrinkly scrote looking superfermented cheese would fucking murder someone in 2024

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

I just read this tweet out loud to my wife and she very seriously looked up and was like "wait for real?"

[Dr Prital Patel 🍉 Prital.Bsky.social @prital_]

The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.

[han 🐇 @hansoeii]

this WOMAN!!!!! MY GODDD

[phil and rufus (party hat and party favor) @reallylittlecat]

eating drywall

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Fucknuts, you're his running mate.

[phil and rufus (party hat and party favor) @reallylittlecat]

taking care of busines

[jenn ツ @JennTheHenn77]

KACEY COVERED CHAPPELL !!!!

🤠💖🪩🐴🪩💖🤠

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

subway takes: the WNBA is better than the NBA

get this girl on the NY liberty NOW

[Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 moving to 🦋 @pimtyanimal]

I have no words for what this has done to my soul.

[Julia Lepetit Wants You to Vote @JuliaLepetit]

Drawtectives season 3 is uh...
and this is without the assets of two hefty episodes...

[Izzy Fierce @izzy_fierce]

Us celebrating but also in deep fear