Spooky all year long

I'd do anything for follows (but I won't follow back)

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pencil pushers be like hey kid wanna buy some dixon ticonderoga? 6B son can you handle graphite this soft?

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We were so busy wondering if we could smell what @TheRock was cooking, we never stopped to ask if we should smell what he was cooking

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If Putin is having a good night, it isn't because any particular Dem candidate is doing well tonight, its because good Dems like @JamesCarville are going on tv to fling shit at other Dems. And I'd say the same about any Sander's supporters who do the same #unite

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@DOB_INC Do you think a dog can understand the whole power/responsibility dynamic? Pretty sure he'll just abuse his spider abilities for treats, and to make his owner very happy.

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@SWAIM_CORP Afaik big bang doesn't do this but it's also the most recent example. Why was it ok, and then suddenly not ok again, to acknowledge and speak directly to the camera, Swaim?

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@SWAIM_CORP Another through line: the office has Jimming the cam and makes frequent use of the confessional; 70's show has those confessional-like sequences where they're straight to camera while smoking; himym Ted talks straight to camera when addressing his kids.

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@chrislhayes I was going to spell out 'impeach' @chrislhayes but nobody would gimme an 'I', good job twitter now he's guaranteed 4 years

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@chrislhayes Gimme an 'I'!

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@milesofgray @jack_obrien

I'm dairy-proof
Don't have to poop
Miles of gray, miles of gray

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@anildash Hi I grew up with the Talking Heads, had and still have trouble relating to a lot of the music my friends/ the kids these days listen to, and I'm eternally grateful to my mom for inheriting her weird taste in music.

Still sending her this article though

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@AllieGoertz Worst. Take. Ever.

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@LilNasX Ok but can I continue to tell people that you're professing your sexual attraction to centaurs?

My legs are sore, from being a centaur #horseintheback

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@LeftAtLondon My legs are sore
From being a centaur

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@riningear @Pizza_Suplex I came here to say 'the blood of my fallen enemies' but somehow yours is more depraved

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@briamgilbert Where did we land on dancing? The last video left me unsure about the future of dancing whilst unraveling. I just need some consistency in my life right now, Brian.

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@NHLBruins Big Z if true

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Off Hours, episode 1!

https://t.co/zcWoaUn8PH

I don't usually explicitly ask, but in this case, PLEASE RT! Help make this my biggest Tweet, because it's the only way the show can keep going, and there are probs people out there who would enjoy this who don't know about it yet!

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@GretchenAMcC How do I become an internet linguist?

I mean, I feel like your answer might be, 'write a book'. But there are obviously steps between 'have (semi)informed opinions about language on the internet' and 'profit'.

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@Pizza_Suplex They're intelligent enough to feel existential dread, and emotionally intelligent enough to feel bad when they see their friends going through that. Y'all don't deserve them in your life.

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@HeerJeet 13, would have been a lot harder if it weren't in alphabetical order

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@SWAIM_CORP Basketball Raptor is a team-oriented point guard who can create for his teammates and play vicious D, but we all know you need a big man who can score in the paint to win in this all-dinosaur basketball league I just made up, also the league is called Dino NBA in this thread I wi