Jordan Opperman

Future of Jamaica’s banana distribution, tune in for weekly life updates 🚨

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@kpehlivanides We upppp in this bitch

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@kpehlivanides Stay positive

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@Loftus_Cheeky @kpehlivanides Yes sir

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Anyone else miss raptors kawhi :(

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@SpeccyTartFC

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@afcneegus China eastern where it at

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🚨Life Update🚨
- Roach caught slamming on alberton train
- P House
- Lemons hosting massive 22nd rager
- Mooney back for more #Tbt
- Gommie
- Fooey moved to Melbourne for a girl

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@afcneegus Going to struggle to get monts boat out without him :(

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@afcneegus Not just a pretty face

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🚨Life Update🚨
- Lemons spent 5 hours in the cas for -250 prof
- Brev Pedo??
-Fooey and ferg caught in dynasty for the 5th week in a row
- Neegs 2nd quarter #Mare
- Butters pushed off a chair by Sarah Aston -5000 Aura #Scaries

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How can you be 22 and allergic to peanuts 🥜 #growup

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🚨Life Update🚨
- Speccytarts GK caught bringing 3 ladies to a party, before being kicked out for being a pimp
- Neegs is a subway cookie
- I won’t financially recover from a 40 dollar creeper costume
- suspicious Montgommies Insta gf is feeding him sleeping pills
- Uk Lemon

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@Loftus_Cheeky Cr7 clear

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@SpeccyTartFC Definitely not lemons 🍋

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🚨 LIFE UPDATE 🚨
- Montgommie said I love you, expecting proposal in 2-3 weeks 💍
- Neegs has had his 13th subway cookie of the week
- Ned keeps wanting to hang out ( Someone please hire him)
- Lemons caught double dapping Brett and asking him to play golf on Monday #Headnoise

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@SpeccyTartFC I’d send her 25 which I presume is a quarter of what lemons would send her #Abagsonfire #backofthenet

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@SpeccyTartFC Gapes don’t take it to heart but if you suggest 1pm kick off again you’ll be traded for a bag of chips

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@SpeccyTartFC Trades for a Berries berries iget hot