*me trying to sleep*
my brain: hey remember in high school when you did a “science project” where you went around asking different people whether they preferred blondes, brunettes, or gingers just so you’d have an excuse to ask your crush what his type was
just remembered that i broke not one. but two mirrors in February. so it’s pretty safe to say that 2020 all happened because of me. sorry guys this ain’t over yet :/