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{Comedy account} Learn all of the greatest facts of life and more here at oppostats!! #wOw WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE IMAGES WE USE.

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https://t.co/WGiMTeXjzW "Corn Off the Cobb"prank phone call to KFC, tell us if you want more of these!!!!

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Prank Phone Call to KFC, CHECK IT OUT!!
https://t.co/WGiMTeFIbm

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Rare Edison kinetoscope of the Easter bunny as he pilfers a dejected Chicken Little's little ones. (circa 1889)

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Claria Hilaria reacting to the world's funniest joke: What kind of dog do you eat? Catnip!

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Immaculate butterscotch contains neither butter nor scotch as claimed by its creator, Winkles The Smelly Plumber Co.

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The apple fruit was inspired by Steve Jobs' Apple Logo. Apple is now filing a class-action lawsuit to settle this.

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Hilda Hinesworth, (41) said to be the most polite of the world's slowest learners can only say one word, "Hi".

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Earl's dream was to work at Baskin-Robbins but was fired after the first day when caught nibbling on the strawberry.

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Sorry for the lack of tweets lately! We're working on one right now. Be prepared!!
-BETBHA
#wOw #update #ComingSoon

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Milton Peppercorn loves Fido so much he can't get him off of his mind. #OppoStats #Dog #Wow #Facts

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"Frostbit" the Snowman had no corncob pipe nor a button nose but a mouth big enough for coal.

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"Frostbit" the snowman was a jolly hungry soul.☃

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"Godzilla vs. The Hulk" the true tale of Hu Chu, Japan's worst case of identity crises. Based on possible events.

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Iris Einstein had over 500 failures before she successfully invented the Fish Eye Lens. #einstein

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When Bob Dylan died an odditree was blowin' in the wind displaying a mirror image of the tambourine man. #bobdylan

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Ella the elephant lady is undergoing pachyderm treatments and uses her arm for her trunk and is on a peanut diet.

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Duncan the drunken punkin drinks too much witch's brew every Halloween at midnight and spews right on cue!#halloween

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Beaker will be portrayed in The New Muppets Show as a drug addict who samples Dr. Bunson Honeydew's lab ingredients.

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Cheesie McFarland uses his rubber duck to clean his cheese before consuming it. The duck quacks with each chew.

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"Catfish" Hunter's father, "Cowfish" Hunter, the first milkman, could "concentrate milk" right out of his brain.