Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency

Helping brands we 💜 show up better in search. 🔎
We also teach the stuff most people overcomplicate.
Follow for SEO made f*cking easy.

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

In a world drowning in vague, AI-generated mush, the cat has a simple message: Read something written by a human who actually gives a shit. (We have a blog full of it, if you’re looking for a place to start). 🤲

#SEOAgency

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

HTTP status codes are about as exciting as watching paint dry.

So we wrote a comprehensive guide and explained every single one with a cat. To make it less painful.

You’re welcome. Or we’re sorry. 🐈‍⬛

Read the full guide: https://t.co/l8Zb6opn2H

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

Somehow, this is the team. Two humans who do the SEO, and three cats who provide morally questionable support by demanding attention and knocking things off desks. It’s a delicate ecosystem. 🙂‍↕️

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

Everyone in SEO seems to have a very expensive software subscription they’d like to sell you.

Here’s a thought: Most of the time, lower cost (or even free ones) do the job just fine. So, we’ve listed some of the best tools for every aspect of SEO.

https://t.co/T8hBWzFHkm

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Good SEO is about getting the fundamentals right, consistently, with a clear strategy (no secret formula).

These six elements are your shortcut to understanding the fundamentals.

Save this and follow for more SEO made f*cking easy! 💜

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Heard it last year. Heard it the year before. See you all again in 2027 for the same riveting conversation. 🥱

#SEOMemes

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If your current understanding of SEO comes from a marketing guru on LinkedIn who uses the word “leverage” a lot, this is for you.

An actual, simple explanation awaits.

Swipe it and give us a follow for more SEO made f*cking easy. 💜

#SEOExperts

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

AEO, GEO, AIO… whatever you want to call it, it’s still SEO. The goal is still the same, the jargon is just getting more exhausting. 🥱

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

Some news: We’ve evolved.

Poor Man’s SEO is now Optimised As F*ck.

We wanted a name that’s less about the price tag, and more about being unapologetically effective.

Same team, same mission to make SEO clear.

Who’s ready to get optimised as f*ck? 🕺

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

@laurenrach_s *barely holding it together*

[Optimised As F*ck | SEO Agency @optimisedaf]

we're RuPaul. 🥲