Optimisthicc

acting like the first woman to ever be pregnant evee

[Optimisthicc @optimisthiccc]

@wildtiktokss Someone sent me this after my miscarriage so I'm sending the pained laughter on

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Women in STEM

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Home so I can orgasm

[Modi @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

He knew you were fat. Get naked!

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK heat got me starfishing on my bed stark bollock naked with a £12 Tesco fan blowing air that feels like someone sighing on me

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Optimisthicc @optimisthiccc]

@0nly1Melo @Rawdog_Ryan @sophieisawitch 😂😂😂

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

they gotta dig thatcher up and kill her again

[Paula Erizanu @paulaerizanu]

That moment of the year!

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Happy Saturday
This is the most important tweet ever made

[Ellie Varley @ellievarley13]

Graham Norton is especially sarcastic this year for his Eurovision commentary. And I’m here for it

[LPC @landpalestine]

@PopBase

[g @seeninheaven]

@PopBase wdym defeating israel… don’t tell me they came in second place AGAIN

[max @maxishorny99]

You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[Optimisthicc @optimisthiccc]

@Islandofac @Kim55546833 @ITV Ooft. Ive got some bad news for ya