kei uzuki's concubine⁷

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I'm a scholar and a gentleman

she/they/her idc

I'd tell you I'm a lawyer but what use would it be to you?🫤

Feminist. Misandrist
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[Question Everything 🇵🇸 🇾🇪 🇸🇾 @michael_david41]

@RaniaKhalek @apocalypseos The foundation for these luxury houses…

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus]

This has happened on most highways just before a big project comes... Ruai Kangundo Road is a perfect example

[Macharia Njeru @MachariaNjeru]

The Maungu lorry park in Taita Taveta was built at a cost of over Sh320 million. It has 182-lorry capacity, 70 guest rooms, and 24 stalls. It sits on the busiest highway in East Africa, the Nairobi-Mombasa corridor, a lifeline for Kenya's entire import and export economy. It currently generates Sh8,000 a day. Sh8,000. On a Sh320 million facility. Built with public money.
The park has no reliable water supply, no electricity, no designated parking for trucks carrying dangerous goods, and no basic firefighting equipment. Meanwhile, trucks park along the highway the very problem the facility was built to solve.
This is not a management failure. It is a governance failure. Someone approved Sh320 million. Someone commissioned it. Someone handed it to private operators. And someone has been watching it rot since 2015.
Who? And will anyone answer for it?

[hey, um my baby daddy is calling me @TheAngryVirgo]

My ass bout to be so fat. My money bout to be so long. Im bout to be so hot. Like I can feel it.

[macaulay cockin @gardenoutro]

be searching Beyoncé on yall page before I follow yall not finna sneak past me

[W @Wangariiii_]

Am I the only one who doesn't know how to kopa pesa especially from friends? I'd be at my lowest and still wont

[kei uzuki's concubine⁷ @optimus_potato]

No fr

[kemi @kemimarie]

sometimes men think i’m joking when i degrade them. i am not joking. this how i feel fr

[kemi @kemimarie]

sometimes men think i’m joking when i degrade them. i am not joking. this how i feel fr

[YesHomo @0Yeshomo2]

He also said she couldn't do an arena tour. He's wrong a lot.

[mckenna @K3NNA323]

First date ideas

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Tourism in Laikipia has been affected after hotels reported cancellations linked to fears over a proposed Ebola quarantine facility in the area.

The county says it was not consulted on the project, which is now the subject of a court case.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Go to YouTube and type in the words "Janet Jackson" it's gonna change your life

[Threat Level Midnight @__tichi__]

Nbo has started having that green and white flag country aesthetic

[VOCAL Africa @VOCALAfrica_]

Tensions flared in Nanyuki as police opened fire during ongoing protests against a proposed U.S. Ebola quarantine facility, leaving one demonstrator dead.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[TheYoncéHub @yoncecapital]

Renaissance samples

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

African Client denied school children meals, raided payslips of citizens to spend kshs 17 Billion to renovate State House.

Now he spends 80% of his time in his one of his recently acquired private jets, only stopping by once in a while in the country to launch a tap.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Welcome to the greatest city on Earth.

Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here.

Learn more at https://t.co/mki8gOyIED.

[Wesley @WesleyLowery]

FL police use A.I. to identify a vehicle theft suspect from surveillance video. Based on an "85% match" they arrest and charge Jalil Richardson. He spends 3 months in jail. He loses his job, his home, and custody of his kids.

Richardson lives in N.C.
He's never been to Florida. And his timesheet shows him at work at the time of the crime. No one checked before charging him. https://t.co/2AcQYwq30f