optimus

Medical student, Trader, my tweet my opinion

[optimus @Optimusmile]

Na victims Dem dey always punish for Nigeria
How's that man even free??

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Lady seen fløgging her two younger sisters, who were living together with her and her husband in Delta State, accusing them of sleeping with her husband.

[7”🕊️ @Braceyoursef]

Sometimes you have to go on walk so you don’t kill yourself.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every life

[mark @mmarkgm]

how do you become an arms dealer? do you just wake up and start cold emailing dictators?

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪🐍 @Societyfwsammy]

"you don't know fashion"

-your mum after buying you the most questionable clothes ever😭

[Oris @_Ortodox]

First week full salary hit his account on a Monday without explanation and bro said he has seen enough 😭

[Gene @realweirdgene]

Weeks like these are when you get to answer the age old question: Are you trading to make money or are you trading to get a dopamine hit.
If correlated assets are decoupled, and there’s no clear liquidity draw across the board, with multiple assets consolidating, what does that inform you about market probabilities?

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

Imagine you’re missing someone and they’re fvcking the life out of someone else that same moment

[4🫪4 @SheHatesKunn]

My ex just showed up on my TikTok and I didn’t feel a sharp pain in my chest
Clicked not interested

[. @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

Drop the textbooks 💀

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@papiisup @Just_uzan This is not incel boss
Check the meaning of Incel
Lol

[Kay🍃 @madebykemmy]

Enough time has passed, women wanting men that are taller than them is rooted is patriarchal ideologies.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@eldoradoiam @Powerjoel_ So you think we learn everything in that 6yrs
Omo 😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

The funny thing about this tweet was that medical student didn't want to complain. If you complain you'd look like the unserious one amongst your peers.
Eng boys drag them come here

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

exams are so easy if you actually study.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@UtiEjiroghene @Docfrosh Omo una dey assume say every medical student sort admission😂
I'm so bad in med sch that people don't even believe my Jamb score😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@Powerjoel_ @Nikobucks I told you
You know nothing about Medicine
Not one thing 😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

Me that did JCIB seeing this

[Egoist🥶🇪🇸 @justchilling_79]

Oya MBBS students, na all of you be scholar.
Who come dey do resit?

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@AniGodfrey4 @lalala3080 You did Biochemistry
So???