Tanonoka Zw🇿🇼🇿🇦🇬🇧

Delivering mischief since 1996.. Manchester united .... SDA .... Classroom manager

[Tanonoka Zw🇿🇼🇿🇦🇬🇧 @optimuspr1m]

@edmnangagwa Hapana chisingaperi chinokosha ndechekuti muchazovei zvapera ..Ko Mwari anomboti kudin pamusoro pezviito zvako…vanhu vangani vari kuchema pamusaka pako…..PAFUNGE

[ManFromNyasaland @PhiriTofara]

Jobs in Zimbabwe watching you all guys graduating😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

"He's just a friend." = cap

"Sorry, I slept early and left my phone on DND." = capo

"We can't do a video call now. My battery is low." = cap cut

"I only went to visit him. We didn't do anything." = capri sun

"Trust me, we only kissed. We didn't have sex." = cappuccino

"I have two body counts." = Captain Jack

Kings, don't be fooled by these hoes.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

A statue of Nelson Mandela has been unveiled in Moscow, Russia.

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Marriage is just a scam to ruin men’s lives.

True or false?

[Stijn Noorman @stijnnoorman]

Underrated habits for entrepreneurs:

• Chess
• Sauna
• Nature
• Reading
• Walking
• Meditation
• Mindfulness
• Visualization

Anything else?

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

As we wake up this morning, the world needs to know that a school child has been in Zimbabwe’s maximum security prison since 16 June, 2024.

Nicolle Chabata was arrested along with 78 others at the home of opposition leader Jameson Timba, where they were commemorating the Day of the African Child.
She should be in school today, but instead, she is sitting in Mnangagwa’s filthy Chikurubi maximum security prison, despite having exams coming up.

Her right to assemble was taken away on 16 June.
The Zimbabwean constitution allows citizens to meet without needing permission at a private residence.

The Day of the African Child which they were commemorating is meant to celebrate the rights of children across the continent, and the fact that Nicolle was arrested while commemorating this day is both ironic and tragic.
She should be in school today, preparing for her exams and enjoying the freedoms that every child deserves and that are underwritten in the Zimbabwean constitution.

This is today’s Zimbabwe under Emmerson Mnangagwa, where human rights have been taken away, and society is living in fear!
Bail is a constitutional right, but it is also routinely denied by the captured, corrupt and unprofessional judiciary, which the Zimbabwean tyrant uses as his weapon of choice against prodemocracy activists.

As you go about your day, remember that there is a school missing an O’Level student who has been in jail since June 16.
Remember her name, Nicolle Chabata!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Did you know you're not actually washing your hands? They wash each other while you just stand there watching, like a creep. 🫠🫠

[Heichō (兵長) @lxvi_ackermn]

Both are Benz, be specific when praying 😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

True or False?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The most effective method to solve the problem instantly. 😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

There’re no handsome or ugly men after 30s, you’re either poor or rich

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Stop paying women to stay in a relationship with you.

[L O V E R 💕 @LolzPat]

The results of saying no to groove

[RemainAman @RemainAman]

Fellow men,

Women fall for what they hear.

Normalize telling lies if you're interested in hitting the wet fissure.

Hit it and vamoose.

Leave no evidence.

I mean, use a cond:om.

A few minutes after meeting a woman, you'll definitely tell if she can be married, if she just for knac;k.

As a man, you determine the kind of relationship you want with her.

The game is brutal but still fair.

Listen or just perish.

As usual, #RemainAman

[Dividends Growth Hustler 🇿🇦 @DividendIncome_]

@Shadaya_Knight The older a man gets,

The more he values peace over beauty.

He knows a pretty girl will only be beautiful for a while,

But a peaceful girl will be beautiful for life.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Facing rejection from women is a natural part of any man's life

Sadly, many refuse to take NO for an answer, which only leads to further embarrassment, stress, & pain

It is common to see a man compromise his self respect just so he can convince a woman to be with him

Not only does this lower his own self worth, but it also further devalues that man in her eyes as well

Such men end up being used as tools by women, then ruthlessly discarded once they're off no use

Learn OR perish!!!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Young man:

Much of your attention should be on money, fitness, status & family

If not, you'll suffer.

The world is cruel to a broke & weak man

Learn OR perish!!!

[Thuso van Zyl 🇿🇦 @Thuso1Africa]

Xenophobes are posting a pic of Miss Universe contestants that excludes Chidimma to create the impression that she will not participate. The African queen will participate representing Nigeria, the giants of Africa, Here is a pic featuring the queen. Let's continue supporting her

[Enezator @Enezator]

3-year-old singer amazes