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a time capsule containing creatures from 2 million BCE

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You have no idea what’s coming

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@FearedBuck I’d be so pissed if I worked my whole life on music just to be in the same freshman group as the coconut water girl

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@puremaureen Who the fuck is Robert

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I watched Rambo first blood and was reminded a lot of myself

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I would honestly just kill myself if I was Batman

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@Surge_Philly This is the greatest chud stand off of all time

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I remember watching the phantom menace 3D rerelease in theaters as a kid and being so confused as to how I’d already seen the sequels to something I’m now watching in theaters

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The key to understanding JPeg is Spravato

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@TMZ Why is the ref dressed like a Tron biker

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If money makes a human being attractive then I’m a sex symbol

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@hapaincel @Cambam Ai slop

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@SEANNYDASH @B_Eazyllc Ai slop

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@StonerDad This dude makes me laugh so much just throwing his money away on the worst things

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Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one I can’t remember his name no joke

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@B_Eazyllc Which part of your yes men QC team let this one pass?

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@B_Eazyllc Thats why no one can find the Guz in the Zalympix

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@WeaselofWar @comeonintheys @samreich You’re a chud and everything you post sounds so chudly

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@WeaselofWar @comeonintheys @samreich Says the chud

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@WeaselofWar @comeonintheys @samreich You are a chud

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@LevityLeviathan Hey bro what would be the point of the artifacts being released throughout the line if you could just buy them all later. That just makes no sense