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[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

@HubPointless A year later and we still don’t have heat

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

@HubPointless

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

The essential American project must be to restore mega-herds of bison. They should cover entire counties. The earth should shake several states away

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

>hard difficulty option in game

>looks inside

>increased enemy health/damage

>mfw

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

alooooone in the edge of the gooniverse hawking a tuah

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

I’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro I just wanna see it is that so wrong lemme see it give it

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Hours worked : 8
Cars sold: 0
Calls made : 5 (wife)
Emails sent: 2 (Preorder refund)
Trips to GameStop: 1
Money made: -$3.50 (snack machine)

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

I’d beat my pilot if I had a private jet and they wouldn’t let me smoke

[Complex @Complex]

Britney Spears Reportedly Tried to Smoke Cigarette on Private Jet, Authorities Contacted

Full details here: https://t.co/ykqW8uF3kp

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

I’m so loyal the porn I watch don’t be having women in it

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Would you rather explain the concept of a problematic detransitioner to a board of NFL owners and coaches or explain the rules of football to 50 transfems to the point that they each understand perfectly

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Look at all my satisfied customers

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

suggest that you sieze this opportunity because I promise you with material this high demanded it will not last long.

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Well folks youve heard right, the rumors are true, i will send you some close ups my balls, only five bucks each ball, each bal pack unlocking a whole collection of thirty ball photographs shot in stunning HD. Ladies and gentlemen this is a once in a lifetime opportunity I highly

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Alcoholism is afraid of me

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Joe Hasbro stays undefeated in L decisions

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

4742 fermfearfumyeah have a nice day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BIG MOUTH’ has ended after 8 years.

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

babys cry when they’re born because they haven’t watched Transformers™️ yet

[optirizzprime @optirizzprime]

Bonbobi