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All my tweets are just mental vomit. Emotionally Exhausted. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. S.P.S member. A New Yorkian according to RTJ.

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Yoo I thought I was just faded as hell. Kirk Herbstreit is sitting courtside at the Knicks game. Tell that Bama dickrider that the Crimson Tide won't win a title this year.

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Any time I watch live sports on Amazon, it always looks like shit.

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@BlakeButPrivate Smash and Dash

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@BlakesTakes2 https://t.co/SZXvmY97OA

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@NoiseEverything Check this out if you haven't already. I figured this would be in your wheelhouse.

https://t.co/ngdYNzDGOm

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@BlakesTakes2

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I love Ozzfest. I had tons of fun the 3 different years I went. But, I don't think it'll work as a touring festival. Maybe as a 2 day festival, then do New York and L.A. but not as a touring festival. It'll be too damn expensive.

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They're not gonna dump Patrick Williams either, cuz the dude is hot dog water. Who's gonna pay $90 million for a goddamn G league player?

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Bulls can't draft for shit, so 3 2nd rounders basically means nothing. I guess things don't change.

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Snow in Texas. Drive safe everyone.

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I'm guessing Joe Brady is gonna get the HC job in Buffalo. They might have to offer it to him just to keep him in the building.

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Merry Christmas

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Get rid of Matt Eberflus

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Fire Eberflus at halftime

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Once Every 5 years they should expand the College Football Playoffs to 25 teams. 1 gets a bye. 2 plays 25, 3 plays 24, etc. is this a terrible idea? Yup. But, at least people could complain a little less every 5 years.

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That Dallas game was so bad, even God didn't want to watch that shit.

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Dallas pass rush is gonna be even worse now that Parsons wants out. Shit.

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Will continue to get My prerolls from Sunland Park. Thanks Abbott.

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RIP Ozzy Osbourne.