honeybunny

yes my subtweets are about you •*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*

[honeybunny @opuIency]

when u ask ur friend if there will be alcohol and they say no

[honeybunny @opuIency]

do you ever just...feel like a leech

[honeybunny @opuIency]

fun tip: profile pic does not mean "a pic of you and 23 of your closest friends"

[honeybunny @opuIency]

when he tells you that you're TOO clingy

[ellery @elleryonline]

date: I love the bachelor.
me, trying to impress her: I'm dating a bunch of other women.

[honeybunny @opuIency]

me if a boy doesn't text me back:
"i guess i'll just have to hookup with his twin brother"

[honeybunny @opuIency]

*literally nothing happens*

[honeybunny @opuIency]

"how much have you had to drink tonight?"
me:

[honeybunny @opuIency]

you know you're high if when Netflix asks if you're still there, you ask yourself "am I?"

[honeybunny @opuIency]

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot

[carly @notcarlylol]

My snapchat story is FAKE. Snapchat has been LYING for YEARS attempting to make me look like an ALCOHOLIC. Very Sad!

[honeybunny @opuIency]

are you a software update?? because not now

[honeybunny @opuIency]

me af

[honeybunny @opuIency]

long nails are cute til..you need to put the back on an earring, button a shirt, open a can, clamp a necklace, eat wings, or pick up a penny

[honeybunny @opuIency]

I want a mistletoe kiss this year

[honeybunny @opuIency]

be thankful that you have me in your lives @ my family and friends

[honeybunny @opuIency]

i am so incredibly lucky to have all the emotionally supportive people i do in my life

[honeybunny @opuIency]

i j need to get drunk and forget about things for a bit sometimes

[honeybunny @opuIency]

the reality