Sprite no ICE🥳

A brilliant oddball with a spaced-out flow🤒 ΦΒΣ🕊

[Sprite no ICE🥳 @opulence__]

“On Larry” -a Birmingham Proverb

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[parks @parkersity_9]

bro… i promise you that paper cup gon be the best sip of water of ya life.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:57 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is how white people tell history.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me looking into a imaginary camera every time my life get a new plot twist

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Ppl asking why the kids can't read. Their parents can't either!!!

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

me laughing at whatever the crackhead says so he don’t stab tf outta me

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Niggas rubbed 2 biscuits together

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

this is a top tier joke