David Tuck

You will never regret not tweeting.

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Less than a week ago: "It reminds me of something that I hold fast to every single day as Prime Minister, and that is that my first duty, the duty above everything else, is to keep our country safe, and to keep our people safe."

You can't say this and then not find the money while spending what we do on welfare. The action has to match the rhetoric.

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@LoftusSteve She's doing good. I think she'll skewer Burnham too.

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@braddercaster @Kevin_Maguire That's not how a contest would work.

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@PolitlcsUK @e_casalicchio Why not welfare?

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@ShippersUnbound Oh totally, I was being facetious. Sorry, it doesn't always come across in plain text.

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This is going to sound counter intuitive, but Starmer has enjoyed a unusual amount of lucky timing in his career.

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@theobertram But what a situation for presumably Burnham to walk into. These problems aren't going away, the fundamentals will remain.

Could be like a series of repeats on BBC2.

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We basically have a caretaker government right now don't we?

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@BBesckinder @shiraeis "I may have failed" made me laugh out loud.

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@MichaelCGlasper Very cool!

Semi related, I once fixed Lord Harpole's computer and printer after I went in for a curry.

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@LoftusSteve @SuellaBraverman The PSED comes from the 2010 Equality Act Steve.

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During lock down we did a "World Cup of Dogs" as social activity at work.

Warfare. Grimdark warfare. No prisoners taken.

Everybody voting on emotion and prior biases instead of setting objective criteria and evaluating the breeds accordingly.

The final was the breed of the big bosses dog against the breed of a more junior team member.

The team were torn between voting boss or team worker. There was blood on the walls, on people's faces. Tears were streaming. It had been hell.

It came down to one vote and the boss had voted for the other breed. It was the ultimate power flex. You can have this. It matters to you.

We were never the same again.

There were no more World Cups of things.

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@DavidPGCSE Great if you're dieting.

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@tomhfh @GBPolitcs @albieamankona He doesn't say it is.

People misreading it need to develop better comprehension.

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@Madz_Grant You do a great Starmer on the podcast.

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"ordinarily I would find it rather self important" before going on to write a long post, asking people to give up their time to read the reasons that she has for leaving because she thinks they hold some importance that is worthy of attention. Accompanied of course by a photo of herself.

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@kateferguson4 The only time this is a story is when a leadership challenge is made.

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@DavidPGCSE "Her mother needed some time to warm up. Even when I congratulated her on raising a daughter with the healthiest fanny in the world."

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@EFC_Home Time to up it to £7.1m