mary

keep back 200 feet

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah i’ll hop on a call. right after i hop off the top of the tallest building in town

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

saw that one coming

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Can’t believe they stole a Amazon package like this

[mary @opyram]

They should really be afraid of all the angry, impatient cis women walking in on them with their tiny weenies out

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

"Mike White drops back to pass."

The Bills:

[mary @opyram]

@x0tararose This is exactly why I take every free candy cane I come across during the holiday season muahahahahah

[mary @opyram]

Did anyone else watch #fromscratchnetflix and if so how long did it take you to stop crying

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not rush me. on our walks. these sniffs are like my social media. and i’m scrollin

[Rachele Friedland @Rachele_F]

Kinda messed up people don’t wanna do things exactly how i like them done

[mary @opyram]

@leandrahoegs They didn’t have to do me like that 😂😂😂

[mary @opyram]

*Recommended for you* man fuck this app 😂

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

normalize little animals making all sorts of trouble

[mary @opyram]

@_trishmslav

[mary @opyram]

Me: takes an hour long hike, wearing long sleeves, long pants, tall boots, stays on mowed and stone trails out of brush

The tick on my stomach when I got home and changed:

[mary @opyram]

There is a moment. A very special moment in which you make an obscure reference to a tv show in the middle of a conversation, and someone else catches on and commits to the bit. That is THE moment

[mary @opyram]

@_trishmslav Don’t tempt me the devil is on my shoulders already

[mary @opyram]

I spend way too much mental energy fighting the urge to start raising chickens. Or ducks

[mary @opyram]

Tomorrow is the first weekend day I’ve been scheduled to work in like 8-9 years and I am very disoriented. My brain knows I have to get up tomorrow but my heart knows it’s Saturday and wants to p a r t a y 🥲