oracle_spyder

A goofy writer with a frog obsession.

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@CagleCats Buddy!! Taro is not a chew toy! FRIEND not FOOD!!!

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I think @hasanminhaj was great on Jeopardy. They got a comedian and now people are angry he was a comedian. Screw it. I want an hour long Jeopardy with just the first round and three hysterical people. Let them rift, poke and joke with one another.

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@CagleCats I could watch Taro play Foster Daddy all day long!

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@CagleCats Aww the baby is growing!

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@packrat74 @NeolithicSheep Stupid Horny Skycat may be the greatest string of words I've ever heard.

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@whiteraven1606 Hey, this way you can say that you did the best you could. *huggles*

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@RealAdamRose Hi Adam!!!

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Why does R.I.P.D have a sequel??? Why! Why does Ryan Reynolds keep apologizing for Green Lantern? I want an apology for the first R.I.P.D!!!! ((Not really, @VancityReynolds you're amazing. Never change))

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@UrsulaV @NeolithicSheep SHEPHERD YES!!!

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@TurangaLeela04 @JortsTheCat True! He is a helper.

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@seananmcguire @ghirapurigears

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@VincaMinor42 @UrsulaV *tries to figure out how Brindle would respond to someone asking for his butt juice* I need @UrsulaV to write that in like short form.

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@UrsulaV My life goal is to find out how to use" Loosey- goosey in the poop department" in a casual conversation.

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@UrsulaV Oooh Someone is using her knowledge gained while researching Paladin's Grace!

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@seananmcguire @warcabbitMWM I also want the whole set

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@NGGrow @PaperFury I feel this SO HARD!!! I will get one story 60% done and a whole new story just fills my head.

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Today's horrifying knowledge that doesn't feel me with rage..... Sharks are covered in teeth.