Americans who have never been to Japan:
“Japan doesn’t have junk food and that’s why they’re so thin.”
Japanese 7-11:
“Our new item is a butter croissant covered in a chocolate filled cookie.”
“And frankly your honor, the mayor should know better than anyone of the presumption of innocence that he too is afforded when dealing with his own… issues”
GAG THAT FRAUD
My parents casually drop the hardest Chinese sayings in conversation all the time. Today my mom said “天塌下来,当被子盖”. Which is roughly translated to “When it feels like the sky is collapsing on you, use it as a blanket”
The cops crossed paths with him right after one of the murders but left him alone because they were looking for a black man, despite every surviving victim describing him as the whitest white man to ever white man, which he himself mocked them for in a letter.