coriander

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[mads @m4dder4ll]

One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription

[coriander @corioriander]

The years start coming and they DO NOT stop coming

[coriander @corioriander]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[coriander @corioriander]

bet you thought you saw the last of me

[coriander @corioriander]

Oops meant to save this to drafts lmao

[coriander @corioriander]

Wordle 823 5/6

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[coriander @corioriander]

I just don’t think Connecticut should be allowed to be part of both New England and the Tri-State Area

[coriander @corioriander]

@HP you don’t deserve my patience

[coriander @corioriander]

the printer companies do it on purpose i stg

[coriander @corioriander]

tbh i think most mac and cheese is underwhelming and lacking in flavor but that’s just my opinion

[SoulshineHealing @SoulshineHeali1]

Astroooo twitttaaaa bonus round
Sun, Moon, Rising

[coriander @corioriander]

@lilahnthro We’re trying to befriend them with food so fingers crossed

[coriander @corioriander]

There’s kittens behind our apartment! I can see them through the window!! They are eating the food we left them!!! There’s three!!!! I love them!!!!!

[coriander @corioriander]

My current loot drop when you defeat me includes
- a fuji apple pear celsius (sweating after being left out in the sun)
- a variety of nasal allergy decongestants (spray and oral)
- pocket sized bubbles (for blowing)

[coriander @corioriander]

Lying on the floor: concerning; are you okay?
Lying on the floor on a yoga mat: inspirational; how can I be more like you?

[coriander @corioriander]

Boo Supreme Court I hate you you suck trip and fall

[coriander @corioriander]

What they don’t tell you is that the tile stickers cost $600 at least

[coriander @corioriander]

Remembered the creative writing website I was obsessed with in middle school last night was anyone else on protagonize circa 2009-2011?