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💕 ela/dela 🥰

[nicole @jadecike]

"how often has armand spared a life?" once but he didn't only spare daniel's life. he saved him over and over again. then he comforted him. and made sure he was never alone

[˚˖𓍢ִ໋ elly uchiha 𖹭 giyu @ellykanroji]

"O alto escalão do jujutsu é um ninho de cobras. Idiotas conservadores, tradicionalistas, arrogantes simplesmente idiotas. É uma liquidação de laranjas podres. Eu quero limpar essa podridão." — Satoru Gojo.

[droga, é a Kami @DeusEmJapones]

> saio do ensino médio
> pé de meia pro ensino medio
>pago 2k na autoescola
>não é mais obrigatório autoescola
> termino a faculdade mês que vem
> pé de meia universitário

Vou comprar um carro pra lula expandir a malha ferroviária e decretar tarifa zero

[Kat 🍂 || LESTATS BOYMOM @litebluez]

The only reason why Armand gives a fuck at all being his one & only fledgling is peak romance to me. Hope they won’t change it, bc thus far Armand has consistently been in charge of Danny’s safety.

[Ther do RJ Lupin @_Jia_Yang_]

@vickytedije Como brasileira digo: a revolução é uma delícia

[Halimat🥀🌹 @leemarh7099]

Oliver Wood becomes a time traveler and decides to adopt Harry Potter. Not to save him from the Dursleys, but to turn him into the greatest Seeker in wizarding history.

Years later, Harry meets Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin’s.

“Play Quidditch at all?” Draco asks.

“Seeker,” Harry replies.

“Same. Know what house you’ll be in? I know I’ll be in Slytherin. Imagine being in Hufflepuff. I think I’d leave, wouldn’t you?”

“Yeah, I’d also leave if I got Hufflepuff.”

Draco smirks, until Harry starts explaining his reasoning.

“Hufflepuff has Cedric Diggory, a third-year Seeker. I’d be stuck as his backup until my sixth year. Ravenclaw has Cho Chang coming up, so I’d be waiting until my seventh year there.”

Draco’s smirk slowly disappears.

“Gryffindor or Slytherin would be best. Slytherin’s Seeker is a seventh-year, so he’ll be gone next year. Gryffindor just lost Charlie Weasley, and none of the younger students look promising. If I get to choose, I’m going Gryffindor. I might make the team as a first-year.”

Draco stares at him in disbelief.

“You—You can’t just pick your house based on what their Quidditch team looks like!”

Harry shrugs.

“Why not?”

[Demonica | iwtv brainrot @rkivedem_]

people will watch this scene and think it's fucking normal to eyefuck the man you wanted to kick out of your house just a few hours ago while you have your husband almost sitting on your lap. while your brain is going bla bla proper name place name etc etc

[Halimat🥀🌹 @leemarh7099]

Ron was horrified when he discovered Harry was a Parselmouth. Then he realised something: they could use it to terrorise Malfoy.

“Just start hissing at them,” Ron whispered. “Hermione and I will pretend we understand everything you’re saying.”

“Ron, that is NOT how we handle this maturely!” Hermione protested.

“Oh, come on! What’s he supposed to do? Wear a badge saying ‘Not the Heir of Slytherin, Just a Casual Parselmouth’?”

The next morning, Harry put their plan into action.

Malfoy strutted past the Gryffindor table, sneering as usual. Harry turned and hissed, “Uggghh, this Transfiguration essay is going to kill me. McGonagall expects three feet, and I barely have one…”

Ron gasped. “NO, HARRY! THAT’S TOO FAR! A WHOLE SLYTHERIN?!”

Malfoy froze.

Harry continued, “And I still have Potions. Snape’s going to skin me alive if I don’t finish it.”

“Harry, you can’t just summon a dark ritual to get rid of them!” Ron cried.

Hermione sighed. “Honestly, Harry, this is getting out of control.”

Draco hurried back to the Slytherin table, trying to look unbothered.

Harry turned to Ron. “You do realise I was complaining about homework, right?”

Ron grinned. “Well, they don’t know that.”

By lunchtime, Dean wanted in. By the end of the week, Malfoy had developed a twitch. By Christmas, the entire Gryffindor table was holding fake Parseltongue conversations, complete with dramatic gasps and terrified glances at Slytherin.

Parvati was even translating things Harry hadn’t said.

Harry had never been prouder in his life.

[Demonica | iwtv brainrot @rkivedem_]

it’s always strange for me to realize that some people didn’t pick up on the sexual tension and attraction present in all the dubai scenes. even before i knew about dm, i’d watch those scenes thinking ?? wtf it’s happening right HERE ?? bc i thought armand was going to jump on —

[zi @tomarryist]

calling harry a golden retriever bc he’s loyal is crazy. this is a boy who snaps at people, holds grudges, lies as a reflex, isolates himself when pissed off, investigates suspicious noises at 3am and would rather die than say what’s wrong with him. harry potter is a BLACK CAT!!

[☆ Orion vai ser um jornalista 📑 ✰ @studyworion]

Bem que meu professor fala que quando a França espirra o mundo gripa

[Maki🪩COMMS OPEN! @loveisalie_lie]

Commission for 'Dance with a stranger' by @deermadeo on ao3🎭
https://t.co/LIOYSSvIft

[moira ☔️ @deermandeo]

Guess who finally updated their fic (yay)

Chapter 2 of my regency au is up if anyone wants to read ^^ https://t.co/PBm40lzsVs

[Par @o0Par0o]

angel for sale #iwtv #armand

[UpdateCharts @updatecharts]

Em Fortaleza, o sindicado dos operários da construção civil estão PROTESTANDO a FAVOR do FIM da Escala 6x1 e pela REELEIÇÃO de Lula.

[𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎⁴ @LKLISAM]

Essa é literalmente a verdadeira classe trabalhadora.

[hellen ★ @i4toge]

traduzido do francês mas o brasil tá passando pela mesma coisa

[O Vampirão @nosferarity]

essas porras dessas mulheres submissas q ao inves de irem pro bdsm igual uma pessoa normal vao pra politica e acham q todo mundo tem q viver o fetiche delas

[Elonou 2.0🕸️ @elonoukoart]

Le petit coup #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion

[lia | VOTE 13⭐️ @nothesteak]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN BRAZIL? #EyesOnBrazil #EleNao #Eleições2026 #Lula