this is our first thanksgiving since grandpa was diagnosed with relatable teen quote disease. he keeps saying shit like “if i don’t vibe with u, u will kno right away” and “late night convos with ur day ones over a blunt >>>” its annoying as shit but i still love him
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
That awkward moment when u r on the snapchat group chat and there are like 5 people on and no one will say anything hahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahhahahagagagahahahahahahahahahahahagahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahshsahahahahhahshshahagahahahahhhhahahahahahahahahhahh so awkward
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