OrangeScissors (she/any)

Autistic. QuILTBAG+.

[Imo @imogenrq]

Guys. Please stop acting surprised that the 19 year old behaves like he’s 19. It’s so tiring. He’s cool. He’s having fun. He’s not doing anything wrong.

[Georgie Parker @georgieparker]

There’s no bigger lie to yourself than “I’ll do it after this over”

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

Sam Kerr’s future baby has the chance to have the funniest first three words

[Humdinger @humdingerau]

🏆 FIRST LINEUP REVEAL FOR TALENT QUEST! 🏆

Get in quick, secure your seat and get your world ROCKED by TALENT!!

All the proceeds from the event will be going towards Comedy Lab - our crowdfunded program that gives comedians access to our studios, crew and equipment for free!

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Donald Trump has appointed Garol from Broad City as head of the U.S Postal Service.

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

Nick Fuentes won’t see your posts, but other self-described ‘Nazi incels’ will. So please keep posting them. They can get fucked.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Imagine every international visitor landing in Australia, then having to complete a government age verification just to log into Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube.

Nearly 10 million people will visit Australia next year.

[Alice Tovey // alicetovey.bsky.social @AliceTovey]

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times:

Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay

[Ant Thunderfun @ant_thunderfun]

Repeating from my Discord:
No matter what comes next, my friends in the USA, you deserve to lead happy and successful lives.
While I'll never discourage political talk, I will not have the wellbeing of my friends in my community up for debate.
Fuck Trump and his supporters.

[HeySimOne @Hey_Sim_One]

My friend posted this to her insta & I’ve gotta be honest, the idea holds a lot of merit

[OrangeScissors (she/any) @orange_scissors]

A haunted house, but it's just the QR sm account pass-agg calling out loud passengers in the quiet carriage, when actually the loudest thing in there is always the announcements cranked to 300% volume.

[Queensland Rail @QueenslandRail]

A haunted house, but it's just someone on the phone in the quiet carriage trying to solve their parents' tech issues.

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You are taking my offensive joke out of context. when I originally said it, it was in the context of me not wanting to get in trouble or be criticised in any way.

[OrangeScissors (she/any) @orange_scissors]

@audible_com Excuse you there's no way Mel said "flavors". 🤦‍♀️

[OrangeScissors (she/any) @orange_scissors]

@jiangyin @SchadenfreudeA3 So the key points here are "commercial production" and "variations...on social media or...in cookbooks...are excluded from regulations."

Basically, you can make and serve ANZAC cookies but not market or sell them.

So in this instance, while gross, it's...legally fine, probably?

[OrangeScissors (she/any) @orange_scissors]

The comments on this tweet talking about the comments on the quoted tweet showing how bad the situation is, show how bad the situation is. 🤦‍♀️

[Marnie Vinall @marnievinall]

There is obviously still a lot to come out about this incident but the comments on this alone show why so many women were sceptical about the moment of silence for gendered violence the afl players did earlier this year - and how much work there is to still do in this area.

[OrangeScissors (she/any) @orange_scissors]

YES!!!

[TropeRPG @TropeRPG]

TROPE RPG IS BACK!!!!!!!!!