zhy

currently ranked 3rd statewide

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I’m animalyzing myself

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*the most falsetto voice you’ve ever heard* i think this helium is cut with something

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I’m actually a really serious guy now

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Nobody use the phone, the phone has gone bad

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Oh nice

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I’ve got a feeling that today is finally the day I break out of this groundhog day situation

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pronouns in the bayou

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Why is it every time I go somewhere, things are slightly different and worse

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Please, pleeease let me cook

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Sometimes you can lie and exaggerate a little to make yourself seem more interesting, but it probably takes away a little piece of your soul every time you do it, so save it for the big stuff (job interview, getting out of a ticket, making the girl at subway like you, etc.)

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Man, 20 years since hurricane katrina only hit new orleans

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When I die, bury me in the central time zone

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My enemies lay traps at my feet, but I will always prevail

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pothead at the dispo - vaping is the most fun a girl can have without lighting up a joint

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hurt my toe on the top part of some blinds

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Don’t ask me, I just worm here

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you must be the guy that names ice cream