Garrett Policastro

Father, Entrepreneur, Brother, Fan, Grateful.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@MatthewColler Hey Matt! Introduce THE THERMOMETER 🌡️
Forget pie charts & percentages. Give your take a temperature:
🔥 90° = Hell yes
☀️ 70° = Warm lean
🌤️ 50° = Toss-up
❄️ 30° = Cold lean
🥶 10° = Hell no
🌧️ = chance of rain/uncertainty
Q1: Do the lost pressures cause a defensive regression?

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@tmsfreon @SamMonsonNFL @MatthewColler I’m interested in what you’re saying. I just find it completely opposite. I feel like he’s the most realistic and unbiased reporting in all of Minnesota media. The guys on SKOR north, local media, PFT etc. Can’t touch this guy’s Deep knowledge of analytics in football. Love him.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@nacholeber Yep! And make good decisions off the field!! Can we please go into a season without a tragedy or police blotter sitch. 🙏🏻

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@MatthewColler True story

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@MatthewColler People are saying….

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@Vikeologist The height jokes are a sign of lack of intelligence. Dudes normal height come up with something more interesting

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@OleGriersy The height jokes are a sign of lack of intelligence. Dudes normal height come up with something more interesting

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@VikesCentral The height jokes are a sign of lack of intelligence. Dudes normal height come up with something more interesting

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@eric_j_thompson It’s literally disturbing and beyond frustrating. It’s proof, along with other decisions made, both roster and in game strategy, of just how inexperienced KOC & KWESI really are. They will be fine in three years. JJ as well. But NONE OF THIS lines up with Jefferson or the $ spent

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@PurpleForTheWin Best kicker. Worst snack. Churros are trash. Once you’ve had a pizzafritze, you’ll never wanna churro again

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@MatthewColler @CarmieV Come out to LA, play some golf, go on hikes. Bring the dog.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@PSchrags Ohhh so him, Darnold and Jones weren’t around the Vikings this year?? All makes sense now @MatthewColler

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@MatthewColler 🙄 he’s sooo young. It kills us to go through these growing pains.

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@MatthewColler @schwartzsteins Can we get a read on how much heat KOC will be feeling if Daniel Jones and Sam Darnold finishing the top three in quarterback rankings, and JJ barely plays the rest of the year?

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@MatthewColler I’ll remember that. I’ve been stressed for like 30 years. I need to relax. Especially with our Vikes. It’s gonna be OK.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@MatthewColler He would’ve been a great backup. Guess he knew he had a chance to start.

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@WillRagatz I’m getting that “This is why we can’t have nice things vibe” or the You’re not drafting Hamilton and trading down??? Vibe. 🤮

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@C_Boeckman It’s funny how so called experts understand so very little. He’s waiting for these top receivers to sign so he knows what to beat the Vikings know it and he knows it. This thing will get wrapped up in August.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@JanikEckardt lol. So true. All the true fans know exactly how this is gonna pan out. Nnnnnnnnot sooo goood.

[Garrett Policastro @orangefooleo]

@PurpleForTheWin In typical Vikings fashion I bet 1,2 &3 stick and go qb. Could have gotten any tier 2 for less.