🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished - Twitter Profile

🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

18 days ago

Never beating the mermaid allegations.

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

4 months ago

Floating through life without a care... 💭

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@PreciousPepperV Blitz it up and season it with garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, chili powder, and a little bit of lime juice. Then put THAT on everything so someone can share this addiction with me.

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

I am single-handedly keeping avocado stocks up. I am the backbone of big avocado.

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@CuracaoAndGin @DariaWuvsFights I have several neckties and unshakable confidence!

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

You show up to court and I'm your lawyer. Wyd?

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11 months ago

@DariaWuvsFights @CuracaoAndGin Excuse me. This is about Mai Tai, Attorney at Law.

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@Nevaeh_Summers I'm really gonna do my best not to get you a life sentence for like... jaywalking or something. My goodness. You are hyping my ass up. 🥹

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@Nevaeh_Summers Waaaait okay panaaa. Now I really gotta show out. Let me miss a night or two of sleep and you'll get a real pitbull in the theoretical courtroom.

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@Nevaeh_Summers And I was worried I was fired! 🫣

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🍹 mai tai @orangegarnished

11 months ago

@Nevaeh_Summers Welllllll not quite but I love a business casual look! And I have glasses with no frames. And I will argue with anyone about anything. So... pretty much there!

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