an underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that most low-wage jobs tightly regulate what you're doing at all times while you're on the clock and most high-wage jobs consist of hours of unstructured time in front of the computer during which you can do whatever
Saber insisting Stelle sits on her lap instead of the other way around and Stelle slowly feels her Excalibur rise or whatever the people call it these days
That softcore nsfw cosplayer who does your favourite character won’t save you, but they will function sorta like a turn refresh dancer in fire emblem and keep you from killing yourself for another couple days