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[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

One time my husband paid with a card and left no tip on that bill because he was pulling out cash from his wallet to tip and the bartender literally screamed “NO TIPPER! HE DIDNT TIP!” And pointed at him so the rest of the bar could see. My husband was like, uh.. I was going to leave you cash but f**k you, never mind. We never went back to that place.

Tips are TIPS, not a guarantee. I served for years and it sucks to not be tipped but I would never have pointed it out like that

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

I sound like Mucho but if people have this mentality fr, move to fucking Innisfil😭 stop trying to force yourself to live in the city if you don’t have a city-living mindset. Suburbs exist for a reason!!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Jordyn Woods ate when she said “I don’t want your situation.”

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

There is absolutely no reason for ICE to be in Canada. None.

[Q @Que_Hill]

Leave them alone!!!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey.

[n @myloversprayer]

i’m the first woman in my bloodline to smoke this many blunts

[mon @poetcinematic]

physically here, mentally in ‘90s new york city

[. @selovelenaa]

It is absolutely terrifying how social media got everyone so used to bbl's that yall have no idea what natural bodies look like in real life. selena gomez is the realest celebrity out there with real body.

[Praise @tufpraise]

this is why shampoo has instructions

[💗 @ma1ybe]

i firmly believe that men are naturally more romantic and that pop culture convincing women to be romantic idealists and men to be "alpha males" was a devastating mistake.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

We don't talk enough about the fact that some families have to put their disabled wives/daughters/sisters on birth control because they don't feel safe leaving them with men. A disabled woman is 7 times more likely to be SAd in her lifetime. Morgue workers are also typically female, you can guess why

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I texted my husband at 9 am about my Mom's bad health... By 9:15 he was home.

He cleared his schedules, put me in the car, sat beside me for 8 hours in an uncomfortable hospital chair, missed a whole work day... and still kept checking if my dad and I had eaten or had water.

He asked doctors the questions my mind was too numb to form... He never complained not even once.

Moments like these remind me what love actually looks like... It's not flowers or fancy dates... it's

showing up when it matters.
Because truly, if He wants to, He will.

[𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 🎀 @pinkglitterie]

Britney Spears at the teen choice awards (2001)