orb wife

haunted activities coordinator

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

no one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person…

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Playoff Spirit

#WeWantMore

[julia @juumelo_]

I like my men gorgeous and a little scared of me

[built jord tough @chickensplendor]

I went to the reptile show slash hot tub expo and nobody knew you

[danlet @evildanevil]

If i won the lottery the first thing i would do is go to the grocery store

[ghost 𖤐 @ghostcoochie]

there’s a male loser epidemic

[orb wife @orbcelebrity]

@jacc_after_dark there’s always tampons there. how are u just now noticing

[orb wife @orbcelebrity]

@bigmcabbage

[Tom @TommunismRocks]

Dennis the Menace truly was a movie only a white boy could star in.

[orb wife @orbcelebrity]

@cutedistortion happy birthday!!!

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

the meaning of life is literally Hanging Out

[orb wife @orbcelebrity]

@humanmisspiggy that shit would always take me to people’s yards

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Nihilists are just lazy I think. Nothing really matters? A smile matters, the whispers of the trees matter. Laughter matters. Get real

[orb wife @orbcelebrity]

@yehayeehaw how do u get the idea?

[clare @sadderlizards]

type of shit i’m on