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@michaelmalice Meanwhile, this is the cringe we’re getting today. It’s not an improvement. Like, wtf.

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@jimmy_dore Charge him already, or stop complaining.

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@jimmy_dore Six years of investigations. Zero charges. Have you considered these “discoveries” might just be BS?

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@naomirwolf If Pfizer really concluded in its own internal documents that the vaccines “did not work,” how are they still legally selling them worldwide without being sued into oblivion?

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@michaelmalice When’s the cob goblin due?

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@michaelmalice No, from this portion it read as though he’s fucking with it.

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@michaelmalice @MorganRamsay If Grok kept arguing after someone said “STFU,” doesn’t that actually support the idea it inferred they wanted to keep arguing?

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@michaelmalice If you think getting your kids home is an ordeal, imagine explaining that to Charlie Kirk.

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@michaelmalice It’s because of that TSA airport outfit you keep wearing.

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@michaelmalice Melania seems like a sweetheart.

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@michaelmalice Forget infectious disease specialists. Get Dr. Drew and an oral surgeon on the case.

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@BaronGrenouille @MattWalshBlog You’re arguing against a point I didn’t make. Romeo + Juliet proves that major modernization of a foundational Western text is not inherently disrespectful.

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@michaelmalice

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@michaelmalice Selective outrage.

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@JustineBateman There were no service interruptions, and clean drinking water continued to be supplied to customers. Did the cropped in FOX News video make you piss your pants?

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@Anarchy_Wear @michaelmalice

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@michaelmalice It’s like a foreigner going to a Texas barbecue joint and ordering one pickle spear and a side of onions.

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@michaelmalice Who is “they”? The tea is water guy?

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